Haha
More of this sort of thing please.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I wish to confess
That I'm a fat drunken moron and despise the Royal Family with a vehemence so deeply felt that it could only be replicated by a South African diamond mine.

Will that do?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Can you pad this out into a full drama during working hours please?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'd prefer one in the evening
I can't make the daytime shift. Except around easter, perhaps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Easter is good for me
Wht do you say TD?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I work bank holidays too.
I can't be relied upon to dramaticise my life although for a fee I'd be prepared to syndicate it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

get someone else to use you as a puppet
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then film it
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PROFIT
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

A large, ill-tempered, sporadically drunk puppet with a North Lancs accent. And glasses.
Not really vaudeville, is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

No, I work during working hours.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I don't think I can pull it off again.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)

MMPS will help you pulll it off again

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)

\o/
*puts on sexy and I know it*
*oils up birthday suit*
*gyrates*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

*films*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

best use the wide lens.
and the high focus for the "close-up" :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

these words do not entirely make sense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

well I'm not spelling it out Cavy.
Close your eyes, count to ten then try again.
If this doesn't help, I'm sorry. I just wasted 10 seconds of your life :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

my point is that
I wasn't sure of your technical terms - by wide lens, did you mean wide angle? Will there be a lot of area to cover? By high focus, did you mean high depth of field? Why would that be important?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Just make sure you capture it all and stop asking questions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

oh ffs. FAT AND SMALL COCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

you'd be better off using telephoto
to reduce the appearance of lardiness, then switch to wide angle and close shot of the penis to exaggerate the size
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I see you have experience in this area.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)