i might go home anyway, i've got teh coughing AIDZ and it's driving my room-mate insane
it has made my voice sound all 40-a-day husky though. clients don't recognise me on the phone and i keep getting compliments about it. i'd quite like it to stay but every now and again it goes horribly wrong and squeaks like a 13 year old boy.

maybe my balls are finally dropping.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i was really disappointed that you weren't on telly last night and then plumdozer told me off :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

nah
they banned me from "top model" for being too gorgeous, it wasn't fair on the other girls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

you think a little too much of yourself there, swipe
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1566730
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

you were stuck in watching bbc2
and i was at a champagne reception in the city.

therefore the only programme you could have been on is "biggest loser".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

i wasn't watching it, i just saw it was on
out with the gf tonight, hitting the town big stylee, world is our oyster, gonna tear it up pronto
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

translation:
a meal for two followed by a bit of yawning and the realisation that it's a schoolnight so you'll go home to get some kip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

you're right, probably just the famous kings for a pint or two

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

gorgeous fat.

before someone else says it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

thats a bit mean mate, women are sensitive about their weights

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

:(((
and no, those are NOT extra chins.

before someone else says it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

More chins than a chinese phone book.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

You lost in the final round to an Airfix 1/72 scale Heinkel HE-111

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Junkers!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Junkers in her trunkers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

did she messerschmidts?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I certainly did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Stuka!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

you're de havilland a laugh!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Audi-r
I've done it wrong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

That's what you get for boeing a mackem.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

This is Virgin on the ridiculous now
I Comet o here for jokes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I know, you need somewhere to escape from your bi, plain wife

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Flemb makes an excelent lubricant, just so you know.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

That has to go on the blog.
Assuming you meant phlegm, anyway. This is now one of my favourites.

Also, morning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Hah, ok, good morning lovely ! How are you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)