Fuck even more news.
Bomb gone off in Paris, no one hurt.
GAME has suspended it's shares, saying they're worthless. Can't wait for the closing down sale.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

GOD, ME NEITHER!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Out my way fatty i want a cheap copy of Sonic the hedgehog 7!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Showing your age there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

do they not still make Sonic games?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

You'd be happier if you played games.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Somehow I think it will take more than a childs plaything to make Monty happy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Why do you think games are for children when the biggest selling games are rated over 18?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Because children like to think that they are grown ups

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

What an incredibly grown up argument you make.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

well it's got you stumped

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Ok to counter your argument that games are for kids
With industry surveys www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2011.pdf which show the average age of a gamer to be 37 in the US.
Please back up your arguments with... anything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Many Americans are a bit retarded so this doesn't really help your case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I do so enjoy hearing what you "reckon"
are the levels of retardedness above or below the world average? What's the percentage of Americans that don't live up to your standards?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)

82%

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

this is what my calculations worked it out to be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Those people have the minds of children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

In Jars
for their limited sexual gratification
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I play Scrabble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

i play scrabble too
have you heard of that new one with the weird rules?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

They made it much easier I think - allowing proper nouns.
Bloody rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

yeah, i always win at scrabble cos of my great grasp of the english language

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

'fucken - 85 points'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Druggled is 12 points with no double or triple scores.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

thats not a real word, you lose

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I'm rubbish at scrabble

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I'm not great at it.
My godmother was the UK champion in the early 80s.

CHECK ME OUT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

i'm seriously actually really good at it, no jokes
i dunno why, but when i haave time to sit down and think about it i'm good with words
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

someone set up an online game so i can beat you all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Except they didn't...
They didn't change the rules to Scrabble at all. It was just a marketing thing for a new version called 'Scrabble Trickster' which came out last year. You buy the real version of Scrabble or play tournament or online and try to play a proper noun it won't count.

Another stunning win for marketing and PR over the journalistic values of every news outlet that reported it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

thats waht i meant by the new one with the weird rules

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

yeah, sorry.
Can you help me down off this horse I got on? It seems a little high now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

only if you can spell onomatopoeia

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

That sounds familiar.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I got given that for my birthday.
It's really good.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

more important than any of that, the new doctor who companion seems... inapropriate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

She's attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

too attractive
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

For you maybe.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

and most of us here
but i mean she doesn't have the usual girl next doorishness of the doctor's other female abductees
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Stick her in wales for a few months, she'll loose her looks.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

ha!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Who is she?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17456505
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

She looks like a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

YEAH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

This lass
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17456505
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Needs more red hair.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

rusty roof stinky garage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Wrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)

There is something fundmenatlly wrong with a bright orange minge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Brazilians look wrong on a red head. Looks like someone has placed a fish finger there.
A "Hollywood" is preferable.

Mind you, I look at female genitalia rather differently having seen my daughter being born.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

you sick sick man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Now he can only get a bone-on
if he draws a little face on his missus' leg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

ffs

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

hahahahahaahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

catherine tate was a classic "girl next door beauty"
phwaor
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

there were moments when i thought she looked alright
she's like a puffer fish, she looks completely different sometimes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

She lives near me, I assure that IRL she is a munter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

ok, so my point stands

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Only with lots of medication
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

i mean cos gingerface could still be your neighbour
whereas the new girl is more like the really pretty one who hung around with the female bully who held you by the throat and made you hand over your lunch money and there was nothing you could do cos you can't hit girls.

and you couldn't help but get a boner cos the pretty one was there and it was sort of excitting and now the only way you can get it up is if an ugly girl is strangling you while your girlfriend watches, and that makes intimacy quite difficult

or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

her face is very round

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

looks angular and warty to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

HAHA I WAS LOOKING AT MY PENIS!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Someone has to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

my poor gf :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)