to answer my own questions
no, but i really should. i should also donate blood. hmm.

alt: ostrich. no idea why.

alt alt: like lovely monty, i struggle to manage breakfast. but i would happily dive into a diet coke at 7am, which makes most people recoil.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:31, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd quite like to try ostrich meat...
Alt Alt: That's because you're fucking SWIMMING IN IT!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Ostrich is nice
I had some stuffed with pate a while ago
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)

one of my favourite restaurants in london
has an unfortunate fine line in cold meat platters. ostrich is on there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I've got quite a rare blood type. Therefore I need it all.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Type A (hole)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:34, Reply)

My brother's got the rarest blood type going.
He's also by far the most reckless of the two of us.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

All the more reason to give blood.
You may need some back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

No no no
They'll bleed us dry.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Its only an armful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I tried the same logic with the sperm bank
I think they could tell I was just looking for an excuse to wank into a cup.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Do you need an excuse?
Also, remind me never to accept the offer of tea from you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I SWEAR that was "Coffee-Mate"

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

why would you need an excuse?
just don't do it in the china dept at peter jones...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

They don't seem to mind so much in Matalan

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I'm intending to donate in a few days.
I'm super common blood though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

this much is apparent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)

You fucking are though, innit blood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I always thought I should give blood
But I've always been a massive stoner and wondered whether they are bothered about stuff like that in the blood. I suppose I should sign up now I no longer smoke...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Apparently not.
Also

st b
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

They're more concerned about whether you've been having bumsex with bumders at AIDS parties.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Or if you have ever been to Africa
As a heavyish smoker I always love giving blood then having my cup of squash (they dont give out tea anymore) then having a lovely lovely smoke.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Ah, yes, I'm told there's a similarly pleasant hit if you go for a pint shortly after they've let you out!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I had tea the last time I went
Your donation place is just shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Doesn't sound too bad if they gave him a reefer afterwards.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

As Robert Robinson would say
Would that it were would that it were
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

that I wouldnt deny
last time I didnt even get a fucking biscuit cheap arse bastards
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)