I've been spring cleaning this morning, plus it's the first time this year I've been able to hang washing outside to dry. I'm now listening to the Ricky Gervais podcasts and browsing the web. Plus met a gorgeous girl who is a fucking Tottenham fan and took the piss out of my Thierry Henry picture.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I couldn't date a girl who liked football
the velour tracksuit, upper lip piercing, tattoos of "bruvvas Iv lost" and 40 a day lambert and Butler habit would put me off.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

he's not going to "date" her, he jsut met a girl, this is important news for those who have never met girls before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I think you mean you, not he
Unless Plus is the name of a friend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

i think you need to re-read our usernames

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I think you need to take your face for a shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i think you need to pich your tail between yuor thumb and forefinger
and sit on yuor arse til you're tame
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

woofs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

That's not a tail, sporto
Now go and wash your hands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

*licks balls*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

you filthy beast! leave tangles balls alone!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

*jumps up and licks Quinten's face*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

(never washes face again)
(A Team get very upset about the smell)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Thanks
*pats on head*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Velour is the worst material in the world.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Piston Brokes stand up comedy was the worst material in the world

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i know he had sex with rachelswipe, but i'd hardly call it 'stand-up comedy'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

He isn't called Piston Broke for nothing you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

oh i forgot about that rumour
the real b3tan was so unimpressed that he left b3ta FOREVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I think that prize goes to Patrick Kielty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I see your Patrick Kielty and raise you Ed Byrne.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I was going to say 'what about Michael McIntyre's standup?'
but I think I may have been too slow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Something about another unpopular comedian
*joins in*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

SOMETHING SOMETHING JOE PASQUALE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I thought that was child pornography.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I'll take the piss out of you for having a Thierry Henry picture too.
You fucking overgrown child.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

In my defence gimpy it was a commissioned piece of art and is fucking awesome.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

then why don't you mary it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

There is something about it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

because 'mary' isn't a verb?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

she gave birth to jesus, she can do what she wants

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

That crown of thorns must have stung on the way out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:51, Reply)

sod that, she gave birth to two whole fence posts and some nine inch nails

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Nope, no footballer should every be on someone's wall if the individual is over twelve.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

that's your opinion, I think your obsession with fashion is significantly more bent than my one picture of a footballer.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I have absolutely zero interest in fashion.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Fashion,clothes,clobber, whatever you're a big girly girl.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Fashion and my interest in clothes are completely different and your point is now void.
And the amount of compliments I get off girls completely outweighs any elements of gayness I'm afraid, old chum.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

You utter fag x
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)

barry, i think you just lost an argument with Turdd
you should probably kill yourself now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)

"You'd make an amazing boyfriend for my cousin steve"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

if the individual is over twelve unless they are nailed there for the "Lolz"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I put it to you
that anyone who genuinely experiences feelings of awe when looking at a picture of Thierry Henry should be sectioned immediately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

But, but, but
he has Va Va Vooom!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

what about just getting a massive boner?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah that's fine. I've no problem with that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)

i got some no more nails to put a mirror up, you reckon that'll be ok?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I should say so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)

cool, the mirror is in 3 sections which aren't very heavy and the no more nails reckons it can do 2.47Kg per 10ml or there abouts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

mirror mirror on the wall
who's the biggest fucken prick
of them all?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

ceiling mirror, obviously not wall

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Blu-Tack will be fine then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)

haha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Class

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)

i was being daft, course not a ceiling mirror
just cos i'm single now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Oh noes, how did I miss this terrible development :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)

there were words last night chomp, unkind ones

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Yes Miss.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Unfortunately Thierry did.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Sectioned?
Not just slaughtered?
You're easing up in your old age.
( thealternativefact, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I must try harder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)