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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's not because his mum took thalidomide, it's because he's so grossly overweight that his arms stick straight out the sides but you can only see his hands protruding from his vast lardy bulk.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I think what I like most about you is the variety of insults you throw at people. You are a tedious cunt Al.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Actually, since Bobby is involved, it's going to have to be a really, really big group of people.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
bit hypocritical of you Al.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
when there's so many worse things to be. like shallow or cheap or cheating or ugly or stinky or all of the above.
i've been too thin as a stereotypical teenage girl and i've been too fat following bereavement and a violent bf. right now i'm bang in the middle of the perfect BMI for my height and i will stay there. but the only guy i ever went on a date with who had a problem with my weight (which i only found out when he told mutual friends behind my back, nice guy) was easily the least attractive and least successful guy i've ever been out with. AND he wasn't exactly a calvin klein model himself!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
All fat jokes about you aside, you may have been a little porky, I myself can stand to lose a few pounds, but Bobby does actually have trouble fitting through doorways. And it upsets him, so I like to take the time to remind him that he has to buy his clothes from www.jacamo.co.uk/shop/.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)
when it's a physical fact.
mind you, i'm quite gingerist, i guess.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
And why would you just insult Kristine like that by making unnecessary comments about her weight which may or may not be true?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
insult someone else who was overweight as I wouldn't want my mate to think I was insensitive cunt. But you don't seem to have the ability to consider that, or if you do you have disregarded it and either way you're a rude, inconsiderate twat who doesn't give a flying fuck about other people.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
But a child once tried to sit on his knee and they caught trapped under his stomach and died. True story.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
from which not even light can escape let alone chubby drunk birds in Oceana.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
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