I'll be running my own massivly loss making buissness!
So no VAT that needs to be paid or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Are you going ahead with it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)

The NHS will fall apart
and by NHS I mean their collection sof paper as they will run out of paperclips
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I may be doing Chompy a dis-service here but I'm guessing he does a touch more than that
And I don't mean raping the Matrons
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I forcast demand and measure performance for web and phone based health systems.
This morning I predicted how many people would call a 3million patients per year service every 15 minutes in May.
I also had to make two rounds of coffee.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

See, I told you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

They all want different types of milk as well the cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Man milk?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

That is what they get, not what they want.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I am
but I'll be keeping my job for the time being, I need to give 3 months notice anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Blimey
3 months notice is a long period
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

That's what mine is, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

That's because you are indispensible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

dispensible a shit contract
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Like a broken johnny machine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

mine's 6
but whether they held me to it would depend what i was leaving to do, i think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah, well, I'm not allowed to leave for 9 months
because I'm SO important
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

If I tried to leave they would kill me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Really?
I genuinely think you're far too good for your job and should definitely leave it asap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

There is just the important matter of deleting my account to take care of first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

hahahaha
Don't worry about that - leave it with me. I'll get one of my cool mod mates to sort it. Go on, now would be a great time to leave.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Are you a foetus?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I can check out, but i can never leave
then again I do work at the Hotel California
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I think this is the shittest post ever made ever in the entire history of the internet.
EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

hahaha, good, I hope the song is stuck in your head now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I have no idea what mine is
I may have lied about it during the interview as I can easily see them insisting I stay for the full 3 months if that's what it is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

score!
Dug out my contract and it's a month.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)