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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm really looking forward to going to Bristol for the first time.I'm looking forward to dining al fresco, I'm looking forward to the buzz around Broadway Market when the sun's out*, I love that noisy hubbub from busy pubs in hot weather. I'm looking forward to having my daughter overnight (this will not actually happen), taking some time off to be with her and taking her down to Hampshire to show her where the non-peasant half of her family is from (she's only been once). Barbecues in the park, being able to air my flat...loads of stuff.
Most of all, though, I am looking forward to kicking your fucking head in.
Alt: I was high-spirited and a pain in the arse, I'd imagine, but a fairly jovial chap and not really malicious even if i was naughty sometimes. I think children who are too obedient are probably a bit thick.
Alt alt: You fucking woofter, I've been shitfaced the past two nights and might well be again this evening. I hate you and all you stand for.
*although this year the 'buzz' might come simply from bluebottles dining on the body parts of murdered ex-EastEnders actresses in the Regents Canal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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Bristol is a great town, you'll love itI will be In winchester with my daughter very soon, I shall throw money at any tramps I see so you can buy yours an ice-cream.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:46,
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Someone I know got her up the duff once.Luckily for the world she miscarried: he's a penis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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You've gone too far bonzo, too fucking far(
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