i am born between the leo and virgo starsigns
allegedly this means i am on the 'cusp'
this means that when people go 'what star sign are you?' and i tell them, they have an even wider range of vague noncommittal personality attributes and mumbo-jumbo they can spout at me. a 100% increase in potentially applicable twaddle, if you will.

alt: cucumber. it's fucking wrong. itis. no, shut up, it really is. wrong. cucuimber. fuck off wth your warty green skin and vague taste of bile that repeats on you for hours.

alt alt: when two universally disliked entities fight, EVERYONE wins.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*cucumber hate high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)

cucumber is for cunts.
gay cunts, at that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

What is wrong with cucumber?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

everything.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Apparently some people can taste a weird chemical in it and others can't
I quite like cucumber.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

i love a bit of cucumber
not in sandwiches though, unless you are eating them at once. it makes the bread go soggy.

see also tomatoes. the rancid red cunts. that's one of the things i would ban. raw tomatoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

wrong answer
correct answer would be 'kill it, burn it, burnit with fire'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

when the war comes and society as we know it crumbles
your ilk will be the first to be lined up and shot.
i'll see to it myself.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

but what about tzatziki
don't be hating on the tzatziki

also how's the arm?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Fingers crossed, going OK.
another X-Ray in 4 weeks to check on the healing.

They really did use a staple remover. FFS.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

i shall be keeping my fingers crossed
NHS cutbacks, innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

No, I think they are supposed to
you just think "jesus fuck, that's going to hurt, these are hardly office staples" but it wasn't that bad.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

glad it wasn't too bad
can we assume you've now given up the "sport" with the rock hard ball hit by sticks at high speeds towards your body??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

fuck no
unless I find some other way to keep fit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

i could think of quite a few

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

above and beyond those.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

i think you're judging me by your standards
i was thinking of running and zumba
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

so was I
well, not Zumba, obviously. I still possess a pair of balls.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Only for as long as it takes for one well-aimed hockey ball to find its mark

( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Above or under, I doubt she'll mind.
I reckon when you two eventually fuck, it would be like watching Kazparov take on Deep Blue, should Kazparov and Deep Blue be a wolves in the antartic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:34, Reply)

there will be no high fiving
this is serious bidness.
and you know what elese can get to fuck?
melon.
in all it's evil, weirdly green planty tasting forms.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You're just odd.
Melon is lovely in summer, and tuna and cucumber sandwiches are great for picnics!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

i bet you eat them
then get on the train and stank alll up in people's faces with your manky tuna and melon breath.
you're everything that's wrong with the world you are.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Nah, I don't tend to eat tuna much anymore anyway, the stuff is an absolute fucking rip off.
They'd smell the salad cream over the rest anyway, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)