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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mine is the 'iPhones are bent and Apple wankers should be slapped hard' one.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i'd like the job of "apple wanker"
come sample some of my organic cloudy juice
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
come sample some of my organic cloudy juice
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
See, I used to agree.
I bought a Nokia N900 because I didn't want to be an Apple wanker. For two years I was stuck with that piece of shit. But, as cunty as the people who don't shut up about iPhones/think it makes them cool are, they're actually the best phone on the market by about a million miles. So I've joined the cunt brigade. And I'm getting an iPad on Monday, suck on that playa.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I bought a Nokia N900 because I didn't want to be an Apple wanker. For two years I was stuck with that piece of shit. But, as cunty as the people who don't shut up about iPhones/think it makes them cool are, they're actually the best phone on the market by about a million miles. So I've joined the cunt brigade. And I'm getting an iPad on Monday, suck on that playa.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
ipad is great, iphone is shit, the home button becomes useless after about 6 months and you have to basically massage the cunt before it does anything. Can't wait to get rid of my iphone.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Should have got it insured then dumbo.
I'm piggybacking my dad's business account with Vodafone, fiver a month, unlimited claims, no excess to pay and no questions asked. Get it replaced over the counter. I might throw mine at a wall and get it replaced in town this afternoon just to annoy you.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I'm piggybacking my dad's business account with Vodafone, fiver a month, unlimited claims, no excess to pay and no questions asked. Get it replaced over the counter. I might throw mine at a wall and get it replaced in town this afternoon just to annoy you.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
You're the first person I've ever heard say that, out of the millions sold.
This draws me to the conclusion you used it with BBQ sauce all over your hands and never thought to wipe it down.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This draws me to the conclusion you used it with BBQ sauce all over your hands and never thought to wipe it down.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
google it, it happens to loads of people. Like premature ejaculation.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
just got a present in the post
from the ex
it's the most ridiculously priced pair of headphones for iphones/ipods etc as a thank you for all the storage help.
i might cry. they sound fucking EPIC though.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
from the ex
it's the most ridiculously priced pair of headphones for iphones/ipods etc as a thank you for all the storage help.
i might cry. they sound fucking EPIC though.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Fucking hell, they are rather expensive...
I'm rather happy with my £15 Sennheisers, the only problem I have is the 3 metre cable.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I'm rather happy with my £15 Sennheisers, the only problem I have is the 3 metre cable.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
he's like monty, SERIOUSLY INTO MUSIC
even i can hear the difference, although my music is nowhere near as good as his. where they will be really great is watching tv/films on the ipad when i'm away.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)
even i can hear the difference, although my music is nowhere near as good as his. where they will be really great is watching tv/films on the ipad when i'm away.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I love my Sony headphones.
Crystal clear sound and no distortion whatsoever, regardless of volume. Closed back as well, so minimal leakage and they block out nearly all ambient noise.
Wonderful things.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Crystal clear sound and no distortion whatsoever, regardless of volume. Closed back as well, so minimal leakage and they block out nearly all ambient noise.
Wonderful things.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
These are the ones I have, pretty much perfect for me
www.amazon.co.uk/Sennheiser-HD201-Closed-Back-Headphones/dp/B0007XJSQC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1333021260&sr=8-1
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)
www.amazon.co.uk/Sennheiser-HD201-Closed-Back-Headphones/dp/B0007XJSQC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1333021260&sr=8-1
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)
it jsut seems to me you'd only give someone headphones if you were given them free as a promo of some sort
for signing up to a particular broadband or from a client who wants to keep your custom
it surprises me you didn't work this out yourself
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
for signing up to a particular broadband or from a client who wants to keep your custom
it surprises me you didn't work this out yourself
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
nah, not with his job
besides, the receipt was in the box.
he tried to give me an equivalent amount in cash which i returned, so he has spent it instead. it's v thoughtful.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
besides, the receipt was in the box.
he tried to give me an equivalent amount in cash which i returned, so he has spent it instead. it's v thoughtful.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
What do they actually do?
I just want one because I'm a flash cunt.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I just want one because I'm a flash cunt.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)
i love mine
and i do very little with it except stroke it most of the time!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)
and i do very little with it except stroke it most of the time!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Just a thought
But with all the conspiracy theories springing up from the extent to which Apple are supposedly recording your location, activity, etc., at the same time as their advances in touch-screen technology - i.e., all you do is stroke the thing - I'm beginning to wonder whether all those touch-screens link remotely to some crotch attachment worn by the late Steve Jobs so that you indirectly pleasure him every time you do anything with your iPhone or iPad.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)
But with all the conspiracy theories springing up from the extent to which Apple are supposedly recording your location, activity, etc., at the same time as their advances in touch-screen technology - i.e., all you do is stroke the thing - I'm beginning to wonder whether all those touch-screens link remotely to some crotch attachment worn by the late Steve Jobs so that you indirectly pleasure him every time you do anything with your iPhone or iPad.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)
wow, that's just.......
wow. there's some thought gone into THAT.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)
wow. there's some thought gone into THAT.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I had an N900 and then an N8 for a while
both utter turd and the 4S is brilliant by comparison. I shall probably be trying Android next, though.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
both utter turd and the 4S is brilliant by comparison. I shall probably be trying Android next, though.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Funnily enough I had both of them as well.
When the N900 finally broke I sent it off and they gave me an N8 in return. Bit like being told you've survived cancer but now have AIDs. How fucking shit were they both?!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
When the N900 finally broke I sent it off and they gave me an N8 in return. Bit like being told you've survived cancer but now have AIDs. How fucking shit were they both?!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Yeah, I found the N900 bearable, but I had the charging issue.
UPS lost it in the post and Nokia sent me a kick in the bollocks by way of compensation. The N8 was so shit I actually got angry trying to navigate using its piss poor interface.
The iPhone is a perfect instrument for what it's designed to do. Which isn't to be as moddable as Android.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
UPS lost it in the post and Nokia sent me a kick in the bollocks by way of compensation. The N8 was so shit I actually got angry trying to navigate using its piss poor interface.
The iPhone is a perfect instrument for what it's designed to do. Which isn't to be as moddable as Android.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I've heard the apps aren't really up to much yet
what with the relatively short time its been out. I'm not going to be upgrading again for eighteen months yet, though. The whole landscape will have changed by then, I expect.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
what with the relatively short time its been out. I'm not going to be upgrading again for eighteen months yet, though. The whole landscape will have changed by then, I expect.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
My friend has got the HTC Titan, he swears by it, and I was impressed with what I saw on it
Sadly, I'm trying to downgrade my contract, which means that the newer phones often aren't available to me. Just sick of paying £50 a month, really.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Sadly, I'm trying to downgrade my contract, which means that the newer phones often aren't available to me. Just sick of paying £50 a month, really.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
That's what I've got, and it's ace.
It's now about 6 months old so you should be able to find it on a lower contract.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
It's now about 6 months old so you should be able to find it on a lower contract.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
^ This.
The missus got one as an upgrade last year and straight away she had to charge it every day.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
The missus got one as an upgrade last year and straight away she had to charge it every day.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Nah', they aren't really, but they're not as needed as so much is built into the system.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
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