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I'd be Swipe.
Not for financial gain, just so I could ruin her detox and introduce her to the joy of Bacon sandwiches.
I'm nice like that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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How ambitious
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:51,
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Oh come on, someone needs to sort out your bacon issues.
It's just not right.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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I just don't dig on swine
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:53,
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you poor deluded fool.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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That isn't Swipe BTW.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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really? OK
Is this the new fun /OT game? pretend to be someone else?
Edit - right you are, no icon - can't see what the other difference in the name is, though
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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Yes. Which is why Darth is being mean about me. He thinks I'm doing it.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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WHAT AN AWFUL TERRIBLE MEANIE-PANTS THAT DARTH IS
Do you know what makes me mad?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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When you stand on an upturned plug?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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No
Replace the 'e' with an 'a' and add a 'd'
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Drinking water from lead piping over a period of decades?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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Being a milliner in the 18th century?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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The sex offenders register?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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Smoking too much skunk?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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When your sock goes down inside your shoe?
Splodgenessabounds lolz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Rather thin on the ground, those particular lolz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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I for one, don't have any of them.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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You know what will help with that?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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Pushing my sock inside my shoe?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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Being a miliner in the 18th Century?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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smoking loads of skunk?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Drinking water from lead piping over a period of decades?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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Being tortured in 'Nam by the Vietcong?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Best subthread in a long time, here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Being tortured in 'Nam by the Vietcong?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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the letter in the middle is a capital i, not an L. It's quite clever.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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True. Just a terribly pointless and sad thing to waste even a modicum of intelligence on, really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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I'm not sure if you wrote 'lntelIlgence" there or not, but if you did, that would have been really clever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Let's pretend he did.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Yes
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Battered., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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Oh, good, now there's two of them.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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In my musical about eating pork products, one of my verses shall go.
Oh how I like to dine one the swine, it's so fine, it taste devine.
Oh how I like to dig some pig, I'll admit, I ate it.
Oh how I like some pork on my fork, would you like some more? O'Course !
Oh how I'd like some some crackin', get my lips smackering, that's what happein'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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Pork and bacon are indeed fine things.
Very character building.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:35,
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That's not the reason I would be Swipe for the day.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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Oh?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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i don't use caps
you imposter of doom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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