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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As long as they're selected carefully, I can't see why one might not have all three at the one time ...
[ed] Also - and I know this doesn't apply to you - why not booze too?!
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
[ed] Also - and I know this doesn't apply to you - why not booze too?!
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Ta.
I just have to get a magical piece of paper out of my boss to confirm he'll pay for it now.
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I just have to get a magical piece of paper out of my boss to confirm he'll pay for it now.
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It's part time
I'll only be in London one day a week during term time. The rest of it I'll be here working.
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I'll only be in London one day a week during term time. The rest of it I'll be here working.
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That's only like a 30 minute from here, which is a 15 minute walk if we meet in the middle.
Just sayin', you know, if you ever wanna eat some food or drink some drink in the same time and place.
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Just sayin', you know, if you ever wanna eat some food or drink some drink in the same time and place.
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If you did have a new penis, you wouldn't be wasting your time talking on here.
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I'm sure Monty will tell you this time increases the older you get.
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Nah', at most an average person can go is 3 times a week for between 2-5 minutes (or those rare times where you give up after an hour).
There is plenty of boredom time between that.
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There is plenty of boredom time between that.
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What other body parts could be named after members of parliment Quinten?
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meh.
Neither is Dennis Skinner, possibly. Or Baroness Warsi.
It was pretty good though you have to admit.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Neither is Dennis Skinner, possibly. Or Baroness Warsi.
It was pretty good though you have to admit.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Works best with Toe-knee Hand-cock
Pretty sure Skinner still is an MP, but I assume Warsi took her title when moving up to HoL
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Pretty sure Skinner still is an MP, but I assume Warsi took her title when moving up to HoL
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I suppose I could listen to some rock 'n' roll here
But music sounds so shit on computer speakers and I'd have to have it fairly quiet and turn it off every time a call is put through to me.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
But music sounds so shit on computer speakers and I'd have to have it fairly quiet and turn it off every time a call is put through to me.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Precisely
Anyway, the frequency range of my hearing really isn't good enough.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Anyway, the frequency range of my hearing really isn't good enough.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
It's all about house if you want long, drug fuelled nights of debauchery.
Alcohol just can't measure up to MDMA.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Alcohol just can't measure up to MDMA.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
She looks like she was stitched together from leather.
with an old moccasin for a foof. You know, the slip on ones with the tassels.
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with an old moccasin for a foof. You know, the slip on ones with the tassels.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I've just spent 20 minutes seeing if I can claim council tax relief,
But the fucking calculator doesn't work.
Stupid system.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
But the fucking calculator doesn't work.
Stupid system.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
no
No
And no
That's what got me into this mess and now I'm out 1200$ and I've a bum fuckin leg
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
No
And no
That's what got me into this mess and now I'm out 1200$ and I've a bum fuckin leg
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Must have been a good night
If you managed to spend over a grand.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:07, Reply)
If you managed to spend over a grand.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:07, Reply)
actually i spent 30$ that night
The consequences have led me to 2 nights in er,100$ in meds and now a doc appt along with possible physical therapy
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)
The consequences have led me to 2 nights in er,100$ in meds and now a doc appt along with possible physical therapy
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Free health care for all!
The land of the free or the land of the fee...
Get well soon K.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
The land of the free or the land of the fee...
Get well soon K.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
B3ta should totally set up a just giving account to pay for K's meds.
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This is why I couldn't afford to live in america.
I honestly don't class those who are against a nationalised healthcare system in the states as human.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I honestly don't class those who are against a nationalised healthcare system in the states as human.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
It's difficult to stress just how right-wing America is.
Their Liberals are at around the same sort of idealogical level as the Tories.
To a Republican, Europe is a dangerously subversive place full of communists.
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Their Liberals are at around the same sort of idealogical level as the Tories.
To a Republican, Europe is a dangerously subversive place full of communists.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
That's because it's a dangerously subversive place full of communists.
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Totally, I also can't work out how the biggest democracy in the world only has two parties.
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Some jolly japester gave my mouse a light dusting with toner
and now my face is all black and smeary.
Oh ololololololol
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
and now my face is all black and smeary.
Oh ololololololol
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I just flick it
With my head dobber. It takes a bit of practice, but it works.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
With my head dobber. It takes a bit of practice, but it works.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I totally agree with Alan on this one.
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/10/alan-davies-liverpool-hillsborough-disaster
Fucking Scouse grief monkeys.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/10/alan-davies-liverpool-hillsborough-disaster
Fucking Scouse grief monkeys.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Agreed x 1000.
I despise that football club, he's bang on about Dalglish as well. I hope he has a stroke.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I despise that football club, he's bang on about Dalglish as well. I hope he has a stroke.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
FOOTBALL
I love football, me.
People take that sport far too seriously.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I love football, me.
People take that sport far too seriously.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Ha, his Twitter timeline makes for good reading.
twitter.com/#!/alandavies1
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
twitter.com/#!/alandavies1
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haha "come to liverpool and get what you deserve" over and over again
even their assassins are too lazy to travel
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even their assassins are too lazy to travel
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What the fuck?
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/10/laser-pen-police-helicopter-sentence
So this guy occidentally shines a laser at a helicopter and has to have a curfew for three months. What a crock of shit.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/10/laser-pen-police-helicopter-sentence
So this guy occidentally shines a laser at a helicopter and has to have a curfew for three months. What a crock of shit.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I'll tell you what's a crock of shit
"accidentally" shining a laser into a moving helicopter's cockpit for three seconds.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
"accidentally" shining a laser into a moving helicopter's cockpit for three seconds.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I've just applied to have my council tax rebanded, you have to lie to get to do it online rather than ring them up.
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My housemate's just got back to our gaff in Newcastle.
Turns out I forgot to flush a poo on the day I left a couple weeks back, smells horrendous apparently. Oops.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Turns out I forgot to flush a poo on the day I left a couple weeks back, smells horrendous apparently. Oops.
( , Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
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I visit this site for the first time in ages
and find Ian Dury lyric inspired threads.
I knew you'd catch on.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)
and find Ian Dury lyric inspired threads.
I knew you'd catch on.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)
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