Like Jordan

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He really put his foot in it with her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Right up to the knee, I heard.
The bucket fannied trollop.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

That's as he has a tiny cock and fat gut so he can't reach

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

She makes me feel physically sick.
She needs a proper good wash.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

There's something wrong with her mouth too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

her chin has seen more balls than the back of West ham's net

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

She has seen more helmets than the Nurenburg rally

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

More cocks than John Wayne's rifle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Jordan's son Harvey is rushed to hospital after pouring glue all over his head
the doctor shakes his head and says, "This is the worst case of sticky, black spastic I've ever seen"...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

lolzers!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

When Peter Andre and Katie Price finalised their divorce, she announced she'd miss the family holidays they had, the TV specials they made, and the time they spent together.

He said he'd miss the titwanks and watching the fat, cod eyed retard walk into the door.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Oh god, that's fucking awful.
I feel really bad for laughing so hard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

That's fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)