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(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:09, 216 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Great topic
Needs MOAR alt though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
done!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This raises a very profound question.
Is it intrinsically redundant to actually form words, when all one requires is a response from another person in recognition of a thought being experienced?

Also, I'm off for a pee. I'll be back in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
uh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
You raised an existential question.
i was just running with it.

Christ, it's hardly Descartes, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
a SEVEN minute piss.
Fucking hell.
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I stopped off in the kitchen on the way back
AKSHULLY
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
To empty YOUR BAG IN THE SINK
AND THAT TOOK YOU SEVEN MINUTES.

ha!
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I should think you would need to rehydrate after pissing for that long.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
b3th is like a camel.

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I've certainly got the hump now.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
It was your 'humps' I was going on about.

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Ohhhhhh
i see.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
handy since you dudes are drought-ridden these days

/hoses down the garden for lols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Are you calling b3th a dried up old hag?
That's really mean, Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I...um...sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
It's b3th you should be apologising to

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Eh?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
She's such a rotten cow, b3th
Don't pay her any mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I trhink I accidentally insulted you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Cavy hates you.
She told me that if you lot share cocktails on the weekend, she'll drink more than you.
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and spit in her bit
wait?! How am I now being mean? I am too eaasily led
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
S'ok I think b3th has put you on ignore now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
oh :(
i didn't mean to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
i know what'll cheer you up
a baby monkey going backwards on a pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Are you having a go at her family now?
Christ you can't leave it alone, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
damnit Tangles!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
We've not got a hosepipe ban (yet)

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really?
I thought it was most of England
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
We're having an 'Environmental Drought'
guaranteed no hosepipe ban.
It said so tonight on the news.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Most of the flat bits at low altitudes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Do you now.

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Not my feet...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
haha

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Oh man, one day I'll marry a women who can do a 7 minuite long piss.
Just think of the things you could get up too with a bladder like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
i guess not
but I have the kind of scratchy throat that's going to give me a cold and I can't think straight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Don't you come bringing your pestilent germs round bristol
Typhoid cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
PG b3ths

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It's me thats the typhoid one
she's just got germs.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Urrugh

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Meh, ciprofloxacin'll sort you out.

(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Is it true
the generic name for viagra is mycoxyphlopin?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
alright Jef- WAIT A MINUTE.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
hee hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Nope
sildenafil. Sildenafil citrate, I believe.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I'm sure that was a syrup for the Sodastream.

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It was a funny joke!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Oh
belm.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Never mind berk.
It was less funny than average.
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Screw you bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
That was ANOTHER joke.

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About berk's boyfriend's tiny cock, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
i heard he was mistaken for a girl until he was 12

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
My cock's a-floppin'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Rene Descartes
Was a drunken fart.

I drink therefore I am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Woo!

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¿
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
oooh, fancy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
oooh, stick you. Your momma too, and your daddy.

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It was either that or this ¡ , but I settled on the first one.
Are you all meeting up in Bristol then? I had a fun year living there way back when.
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Why not come along.

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Can't this time. Maybe for the next one. If it involved a pub crawl down the Gloucester Road. That's where I bought my MenaceCoat.
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I'm often in the Flyer on Gloucester Road.

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Used to live by the John Cabot. There was a bloke in there - Ian Towers I think he was called - made Jivebunny look an amateur when it came to medleys
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Did you know that 'dance music' quenderasts and child molesters The Tidy Boys
Are actually one of the guys from Jive Bunny, and some dickhead that changed his name by deed poll to Amadeus Mozart?

100% true.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Are they the KLF?
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
No, the Tidy Boys.
Hard house.

Which is for kids, benders, nonces and plebs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
the Tidy Boys
They sound like a Welsh cover band who specialise in Surf Rock.

'Help me Rhonda'
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There is a Welsh surf band doing the rounds at the moment
Called Y Niwl
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
the two local support bands for Jim Jones Revue
were both surf rock, which I found quite strange
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Glen Moray is a terrible whisky.
Avoid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)

That's a Moray.
Or have we finished the earworm thread?
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
hahaha

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But I'm Scottish, so when I read 'Moray' I'm pronouncing it correctly when I hear the word in my head.
Which is the same as 'Murray', rhymes with 'hurry'.

So that joke doesn't work.

Soz dudezilla.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Sorry, my fault
a) I thought you were from Leeds for some reason
b) I confess that I may have adapted the joke from something involving a moray eel, which would have worked in both accents (hopefully)
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
You've offended an entire country here
You're worse than Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
hahaha

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*kills self
deletes account*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I live in York and work in Leeds.
But I was born in Lanarkshire and grew up in Aberdeenshire.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

rdeenshire +nder
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That's OK. I'm all for economic mobility in cases like this ;-)
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Thanks dudette.
And when I moved south I simultaneously raised the collective IQ of both countries.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Do you mean the average IQ.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
No.
Or yes.

You tell me. It is just a gentle gag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

But the average height figure seems to have been affected though.
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Shit the fuck off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I approve of this post.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
When two grids are overlaid at an angle and an interference pattern results,
that's a Moiré.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
When two grids love each other very much, they make a griddle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
'When you're diving a wreck and an eel bites your neck'...
...'That's a Moray'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

That's the one ^^
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Can we move down here now?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I'm too scared to respond in case Tangles makes me sound mean again
...wait, I've done it now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
haha
I'm going to tell everyone you've been mean to me, and they'll all hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
OH! Woe is me!
Only baby monkey going backwards on a pig can console me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Well, you wanted me to bring the paddling pool on Saturday.
So it sounds like you've got two bouts to train for!
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Rise above it b3th
You are better than this
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Damn right I am.
I'm better than all of you losers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Better than some of the losers I'm sure.
But all of us?
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are you saying I'm not?

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I'm saying you aren't better than me.
I'm not saying you are any worse than me, I'm just saying you aren't better than me.
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Oh, I am.

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Prove it.

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Don't need to.

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Yes. You. Do.

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Just a fact, innit.
I'm better than ALL you losers.
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Winning a medal in the special Olympics

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You aren't doing yourself any favours with this stance.

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*mwah*

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So, b3th.
I know you've a fondness for licking windows, have you ever licked port holes before?
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Is that like a glory hole?

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You find them on boats.
And they are exactly like glory holes.
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Then, in answer to your question:
no.
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/Dylan
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Hmm.
That makes me sound more bland than usual.
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Sorry, Bob has spoken.

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I was looking for Bobby then

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Being called bland by Bob is hardly encouraging.

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He wasn't calling you bland, I think he was trying to cheer you up a bit*
*This song may not actually have been written for you
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What song do you think was really written about you.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDcFmlHOC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUqorX6-uW0
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I have!

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Really?
How did you let that happen.
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Well
He was there. he looked like Father Christmas. I emptied his sack.

you know how it goes.
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He looked that Santa....
That makes you a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.
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I think it makes me Mrs Claus.

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Mary Christmas.

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I'm not the only Mary round here

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5 days to go b3th, just 5 days....

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woo!

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Get yourself over to the calendar and start suggesting 'start times'

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Why?
I thought it had been demonstrated that no-one wants to meet me for shopping and lunch related shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Well make a cider o'clock suggestion.

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You do it.
It's YOUR name on the door.
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I asked the question.
But no one answered it.
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It is true that I have got a beard

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Well you should probably just have a wank then.

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Good plan

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Less chance of Mrs Tangles getting sprogged up then

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If you like.

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I'm going to bed
night all. Remember the world has gone insane, so get on that pig and hold on tight.
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Night Captain!

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Night you.
Remember: left hand tonight.
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I desperately want to watch the latest Mad Men and Game of Thrones episodes.
Anyone know if its possible to do so on an iPhone?
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No idea.
Sorry Baz.
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Panic over I've borrowed my brother's laptop.
God bless the fact he has to go to bed at ten for his new job.
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What time does his paper round start
And what does his browsing history show?
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He works in a barristers chambers now.
Everyone in my family is pretty fantastic.
And I don't dare look, my laptop's in a repair shop and I'm terrified of what they'll find.
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As long as you didn't give your name as Paul Gadd when you dropped it off
You should be fine.
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The display picture for when you log in on my user area is Lionel Blair.
God knows what they'll think.
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Go on, give us a clue.

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I'm off now
Thank you for letting me post without cunting me.

Feel free to call me a cunt here, as I probably will never read it*

*I will, and I will cry on the inside
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See ya Freefair

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This is exactly why there is no Pierbash II
People are shit.
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To be fair, I wouldn't expect anyone to look at the calendar.
But as I've not really got time to be on here during the day at the moment, it would be useful if it was updated.

Getting a rough idea of what time people are heading towards The Apple would be useful though.
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I'm planning on heading into town on the 12ish train
then going round Cabot for an hour or so. Might have lunch first. I should get to the boat after three sometime.

If anyone wants to join me, they can.
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I'd imagine 3pm will be quite early b3th
I probably won't be there till nearer 7pm.

I'll go to the footy in the afternoon and I'll probably be there 'till five, time I get a quick shower and changed and then a bite to eat it'll probably be nearer seven. But various folk have suggested various times.

That's what I suggested putting planned movements on the calendar, Stunned, Monty and Lusty aren't leaving until half-twelve/one on Saturday afternoon and are driving down, for example.
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Fair enough.
The shops'll be open till 5, so I might leave here at 3 then.
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Zactly.
I don't want you drinking all the booze before anyone else gets there!

If you need phone numbers for people, it might be worth gazzin' them.
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I'm getting in to Brizzle sometime after 2pm
will mooch for a bit, get ready, get food, get drunk. I don't imagine I'll be at the pub much before 5pm, especially since I need to pace myself - starting too early will only lead to disaster!
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Exactly.

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ALRIGHT THEN

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Speak to the cool kids and find out what time they are getting there.
I'll try and make it.
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The cool kids AND you?
Wow.
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If only the cool kids liked me :-(

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5 hours on the cider boat would, however, lead to some 'interesting' dancing.

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Didn't you hear?
I'm going to PACE MYSELF and take emergency flat shoes, obviously.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
But tasty apple based drinks + bad influences = Wobbly berk
Surely?
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Exceedingly likely
I don't want to make a total spanner of myself though.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
That's my job.
(Making a spanner of myself, rather than making a spanner of you)
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Stand next to me.
You'll look positively normal.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
What have you done to your minge to make berks burnt bush look normal?

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It's healed over

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Did Jesus put his hand on it?

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It was Father Christmas. I already told you that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Ooh err Matron.
Have you told Gonz? He might have a spam-dagger that could fix it.
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No idea, it depends on how things pan out through the day.
We're staying fairly close by, though, which was more by accident than design.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Well, you've got my number

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I do that.
And, of course, it depends on other factors.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Of course.

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*taps nose and points*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Innit blud.

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Tick follows Tock...

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Jeff swallows a cock

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
What time are you getting to Brizzle, bob?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Bob changes his name LIKE A MONUMENTAL BENDER
Evening Bobster.

How the devil are you? I've been discuss 'arrival time' with b3th. What time will you show?
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Wha time is kick off? I'm easy
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
You being easy has nothing to do with it.
It's under discussion a bit further up ^ there.
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alright captain

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Wotcha K.
How is your leg?
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alright
Pain travels from back to leg and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)
Blimey, you lot still up then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
No
I'm going to bed.
But I'll probably be back on here once I get settled in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Yeah.
Not for much longer though.

Probably another half hour.
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I think I'm going to have to hit the sack.
I had about an hour's decent kip last night and I'm bushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Sleep well DG

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I hope I sleep better than I fucking did last night.
I'm hoping it was just down to Sunday night before starting a new job oh fuck what if I sleep in anxiety.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Just get through this week
And then you'll be fine.
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Today was quite heartening though.
The girl I'm replacing started off on a temp contract, which got extended and then made permanent. I subsequently learned that this is "a common thing".

Still gonna have to look for other permanent stuff in the meantime though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
It'll be easier to find something when you've got something.

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That theory works with men too

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Are you under offer?

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You've met me.
What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
I'm gonna say YES.

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I'm gonna say it's highly unlikely.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
To be fair.
You aren't giving yourself the best chance of playing away if you take your stepson and dog out with you. Especially if the stepson makes a point of farting on the dogs head.
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We had a granddaughter with us too

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Again, this won't help.

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Anyone would think I wasn't trying to play away...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
I know.
What's wrong with you??!!??
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Dunno about that, although it was certainly the case with my ex wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
That's what I'm hoping.
Although I'd like it if this one was made permanent, I can't rely on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

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