I'm really looking forward to the b3tan punchup between Gonz and Battered now.
I love the idea of internetters trying to fight. It'll be like watching two arthritic blancmanges.

I might have to get one of those old school football rattle things. You know the ones on the stick with the whirly bit? I'll have a tenner on Gonz if anybody's opening a book.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did you ever see the Tweek Vs Craig episode of south park?

( Peej, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I don't really watch South Park.
But I think I might know where you're going with it.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)

hahahaha great shout.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I won't punch Gonz. It'd be like punching a mentally unstable, prescription drug addict... oh, hang on a minute...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Sssh!
You'll attract the attention of the teachers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

am I missing something here?
Why are you two fighting?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

There is no fight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

good.
Peace and love, peace and love....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

You are Ringo Starr
AICMFP
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Ah, well done.
I thought that had escaped most people...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Battered just decided to have a pop at Gonz.
He probably forgot to say thank you for something.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Very good. Well done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Battered is going to PUNCH Gonz in the FACE
Because Gonz said something about his missus.

Ooo, leave 'im Battered, he ain't worf it*

*He's totally worth it.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Haven't people learned to leave battered's missus alone yet?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

About as much as people have learned no to mention their SO on here it seems.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Are you looking at mr b3th?
You frightful cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

You are an 8 year old in the playground AICMFP.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I can't imagine anything funnier
than two drunk internetters trying to be manly.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

It really wouldn't be. Gonz would die.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

watching them trying to have sex?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

YES, THAT WOULD BE LIKE FIGHTING YOURSELF
It reminds me of Star Trek episode 'Mirror, Mirror' /kroney
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'm probably being a glutton for punishment here, but try and use this place to practice getting rid of that short man syndrom.
There is no need to act the big man here, we're all good'n'bad in our own ways, I'm sure you have plenty of possitive personal qualities that you've gotten on your own merit. When someone says a hypothetical reply to a hypothetical question, on a message board who's main topics of discussion as "Purile Humour" and "creative writing/art" it's generally not the time to take what they said as written gospal.

Just so you're aware, Eminem didn't really kills his wife in the trunk of her car and drive it off a bridge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)