I am very excited about the BIG FIGHT on Saturday
I'm going to make a Team Gonz tshirt. No offence to Battered, but if Gonz wins and, flushed in his victory, turns on the crowd then I want him to know I'm on his side. If Battered wins and turns on the crowd then it'll be fine because I'll just stand on a table.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I might do my hair like Don King and see if I can make some money out of the event.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Meeting people off of the internet is dangerous!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Like a Michael Jackson album

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

That is a Bad joke, Jeff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Well, Kroney started talking about boxing and it went from there.
Remember the 'Thriller' in Manila?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

It's Battered's fault really
He wants to be startin' somethin'
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

You make it sound Black or White.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

A Nigel Ben reference might have worked were we still on boxing
I might Scream with frustration
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

+n
I Remember The Time he nearly killed Gerald McClellan
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Jacko never had a song called Benn though
Either get your facts right or Beat It
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Ah, fuck
Thought you'd spelled it wrong. Leave Me Alone, I'm going to go and Cry now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Aw don't be like that mate
You know You Rock My World
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

No chance, Girlfriend.
I'm Happy without you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

How did you get onto Avril Lavigne?
A question the other members of Sum 41 frequently asked Bizzy D
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_%28Wings_song%29
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah I know, my MJ knowledge is Montyesque
I just thought that was a funnier response than something about offering you a slice of toast with raspberry Jam
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)

You are not alone in thinking that

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Bill Clay if indeed that's really you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

It's fake Monty/Swipe/Chompy/Applesomething

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

He said dangerous
not shit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

You'll have to have a word with the barkeep, plastic cups only or some cunt'll get glassed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I've got a feeling it is all plastic cups on the cider boat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Who gets to referee two fat blokes rolling around on the floor with each other wheezing and saying it's time for their meds

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

No refs, no rules.
NO HOLDS BARRED.

It's going to be brilliant.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

i was making arrangements with the wonderful rakky last night
she tells me the apple is ace.

i am excited.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I keep saying to everyone.
Lower your expectations. It'll be shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

we'll be cunted
we're not going to notice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

much more importantly
what are the seating/floor arrangements like? if i wear my slut boots, will i be in agony after a couple of hours standing in heels? and if i wear my new suede/swarovski flat boots, will they get cunted with people chucking booze on the floor???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'd be more worried about Stunned's vomit if I were you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

If I were you, I'd be more worried about the fact he has to drive you home.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Outside, it's cobbles. Inside, it's dark and dirty.
I suggest wearing wellies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

oh, what??? srsly???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Well, not wellies.
But I wouldn't wear something you might want to wear again some day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

dammit Jeff
I wanted to see the slut boots.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Whilst you might enjoy seeing the slut boots.
You've got to balance that against the moaning and whinging you'll be forced to listen to when they start to disolve because someone has spilt a bit of Janet's Jungle Juice on them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

This is very true.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Are they allowed weapons?
Battered would have to have something that could hurt Gonz's guts. Maybe a ladder so he could reach them?

Gonz just gets a strobe light.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

click.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Funniest Battle Royale ever.

( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)