Suddenly I feel really handsome

( Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

go and have another look at the bristol bash pics
that'll cure you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

You need to put comments on your FB pics!
I don't know who everyone is!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

the fat one is rachelswipe
the chubby one is jeff
the large one is BGB
B3th is the one on the portly side
and davros's granddad is a chunky lardo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:36, Reply)

it's funny because
oh wait. no it isn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

And let no one doubt that you were there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

to be fair
he didn't have a pop at you. and you're the fattest one of the lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

He was very kind, just calling me chubby.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

yeah but given how enormously fat you actually are
that was a compliment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

That's why I said he was kind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Using the standard B3ta fat measuring system
Jeff registers as 6.2 fat ballbags
( Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

i'm a 4.9
but only cos i keep sitting on my fat ballbags
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

i watched from a distance like a martian in war of them worlds

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few b3tans even considered the possibility of life in Quintens head and yet, across the gulf of space, a mind immeasurably inferior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, he drew his plans against us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i'm going to land my space tube in your backyard and fuck shit up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

sounding pretty gay right here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

you like the thought of me and another man, don't you swipe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

oh yeah
the thought of your neckless space tube jabbing into his hairy poo chute has got me frothing at the clopper like a washing tablet in lemonade.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

this is your most erudite post of all time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

it's the stuuuuuuuuuuuupid app on my ipad
i wanted to create an album for it, but it would only let me post them on my wall.

however, it did let me play with the colours. that's why kroney looks so much more dashing in his sepia pic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:36, Reply)

On my iPhone you go to your photos bit
And hit the plus icon I the top right hand corner. You tag by going to the photo and tapping it. Unless we're using different O/Ss and therefore different apps, it should be the same procedure.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

mine is something shit called "my pad"
it does not have a plus icon...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Go to the app store
And get the proper Facebook one.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Ahh, THATS Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

THATS THE (embarrassment to our education system) JOKE?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Link?

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

just look on my wall, they're all on there
there are more, but transferring them from the bb was such a ballache (sorry, couldn't resist!) that i'll do the rest later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I can't see them :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Are you on FB?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I am yes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

But you're too good for the rest of us?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

He's got oak flooring
so that's a yes then
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

+in his 1 shelved cupboard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Awww! you've totally unfriended me (or I've forgotten your real name)
That's it I'm going to not talk you you and generally sulk, you horrid meanie.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

i havent!
you've just forgotten me.

i think i've only ever deleted one cunt from fb the whole time i've been on it.

oh, and al. but that was just because it seemed like everyone else was doing it, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Nope, I've remembered you and you'r totally not on my list of bestest buddies
Right, this means War.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

how very strange

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

So you say.
It'll all part of your devious plan to something something... Now, how to handle this like a mature adult..... I know I'll ask Al, he knows how to do these things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)

+badly
+baldy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Most people didn't get to choose their pictures.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Le visage beau.
As your lot would dit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)