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Alright. Food thread. /Talk doesn't eat food so I'm posting it here.What meals have you made that sound revolting, but are actually surprisingly tasty? The other day my housemate told me about 'tuna and egg pie'. It sounds fucking grim but it was actually delicious. Eggcellent, if you will.
Food thread, away!
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:55,
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Mackerel Chow MienI thought at first it was only good because I ate it while drunk and so I made another batch the next day and it was still awesome.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:05,
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That sounds vile, but that's what all this is about(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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You're not going to reply anyway you rude cunt(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:23,
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*hopes it's chips, it's chips*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:51,
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*fries circular pieces of oignon*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:20,
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do you "ferret" them out?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:57,
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You like anal intercourse with men.What? Not subtle enough?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:05,
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Awww again?We had that last night...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:59,
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Bu tonight, it's Caesar with real meaty chunks in gravy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:00,
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You must be reasonably chipper this morning old boyNow all you need is for Southampton to lose at home to Coventry!
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I am. There is a very small chance that we might avoid the play offs.
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Typically the team that finishes third is gutted and fucks up the playoffsNot last season though. Keep playing like you did last night and the horror of a Wembley penalty shootout could be yours
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FNM tickets go on sale todayPayday is tomorrow. I will have my fingers crossed for the next 24 hours
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morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:19,
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Good strikethroughs today sir(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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My signature dish, the 'bot dog'.Nom nom nommity nom.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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I'm sure you are, you drooling simpleton.Everyone else is lolling at your simian features and heavy, neanderthal brow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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I'm not sure if I can top it today, but I'll give it a good shotwatch this space!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:31,
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I was young and needed the money(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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UntrickyMy back has gone tits again. No sleep since Friday (The Beastie Boys etc...) and an appointment at the docs at 11:30, carefully avoiding the doc who saw me last
Me: "My back is killing me and I can't sleep"
Doc: "So what do you want me to do about it?"
Me: "......"
How are you miss?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:26,
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I am good. Fantastic even.I got given a two week placement working in the allergy labs under one of my professors over the winter break. As far as I know, no one else on my course has been offered this so I'm pretty stoked.
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Thanks. :DI'm a bit excited. It's unpaid of course, but it's a great opportunity and will hopefully give me an edge over other people when I'm job hunting.
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'merde a la table cafe'Una Stubbs served it to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:22,
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erm...Lay Out Log
*sounds like*
*film*
*3 words*
etc...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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Glastisch ScheißeServed with a nice Gewurztraminer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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Or a curried Bisto if you're unlucky.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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Sounds like a midlands delicacy"We're out of Bovril"
"Nivvor moind, Oi'll do you some curried Bistow"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:33,
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French cuisineIs so much more sophisticated than the British
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Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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After watching Monty's favourite British, space based, TV show I made triple fried egg sandwiches, with chilli sauce and chutney.
Fucking gorgeous!
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:23,
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Oh fucking hell, must you bring that up again?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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Check this out everyone!!!!!'WHAT THE SMEGGING SMEG?????!!!!!!!'
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Positively Wildean.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:29,
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Don't get me wrong, I do like quite a number of episodes of itOthers haven't aged well at all though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:30,
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Theme tune: bentActors: shit
Plotlines: pathetic
Sets: shoddy
Smeg: 1000,000,0000,0000,000000000,0000000
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41,
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Which do you want me to do first?Chill out, or iron my balls?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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Anything to do with Red DwarfEverytime anyone does, we get this - www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1598192
Also, I'm still yet to try one of those sandwiches.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:34,
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Shall I bring up my nuts again instead?They are black and purple this morning and feel like someone is standing on them
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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he tried to teabag a waste disposal unit.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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And rightly so.It's 'smegging' awful.
Craig Charles has only been funny twice in his life
1) When it came out that he was a cocaine crazed rapist
2) When the anecdote about his 'crack and wanking' crazed taxi ride from Manchester to London came out
AWOOOGA!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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Just because that miserable shell of a man doesn't like somethingit doesn't mean it has no value.
Despite him saying that it doesn't.
It's ironic really because I had Monts down as a bit of a Rimmer.
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In a 'oh man, how do you it?' kind of way.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43,
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Thought so.Listen, if I knew, I'd bottle it and sell it!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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He is half right thoughWhen I was 11 years old and sneakily staying up late to watch it, it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. As I got older and they continued to make further series of it, it got progressively less and less funny.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43,
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Any adults still finding it amusing should take a look at themselves.**and if they are wearing a Red Dwarf t-shirt, should delete their accounts and kill themselves.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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I'm happy to do it for them if it speeds things along.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:47,
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You know the internet, right?You know those things that cover the branches of trees, right? The green, flat things?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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The ones we have here aren't flat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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Until the 8 year old bert got hold of them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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yep, that's what started it all!it's not as bad as it sounds - it's a pale pink, and the rest of the kitchen/dining room is all white walls, grey units, wooden floors, glass table, chocolate suede chairs etc. then other people bought me pink things to go with it, like the pink retro radio or the pink egg timer.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:35,
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WoweeChilli sauce and chutney, have you ever tried chilli jam?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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In reference to the last threadsimilar www.kineticnorth.com/Games/MarryShagKill/Default.aspx
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roflcopters,just keep going until you get one of the three passable girls.
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oph fuck is that what Sammi really looked like? i had no idea the reputation had grounding(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)
shes had surgery and stuff now, looks normal.She's actually alright.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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They're all blokesWhat about the 3 or 4 of us who aren't homos
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:13,
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There are girls as well, but you don't get to filter between the two.Keep clicking randomly.
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I found ClendersShe's the only lady so far, I keep get Gronkpan over and over, what is it telling me!
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:16,
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You can just look at all the pictures by clicking profile images on the rightand flicking through the drop box.
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go and have another look at the bristol bash picsthat'll cure you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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You need to put comments on your FB pics!I don't know who everyone is!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:27,
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the fat one is rachelswipethe chubby one is jeff
the large one is BGB
B3th is the one on the portly side
and davros's granddad is a chunky lardo
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And let no one doubt that you were there.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37,
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to be fairhe didn't have a pop at you. and you're the fattest one of the lot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:38,
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He was very kind, just calling me chubby.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:38,
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yeah but given how enormously fat you actually arethat was a compliment
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:44,
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Using the standard B3ta fat measuring systemJeff registers as 6.2 fat ballbags
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Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46,
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No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few b3tans even considered the possibility of life in Quintens head and yet, across the gulf of space, a mind immeasurably inferior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, he drew his plans against us.
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oh yeahthe thought of your neckless space tube jabbing into his hairy poo chute has got me frothing at the clopper like a washing tablet in lemonade.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51,
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it's the stuuuuuuuuuuuupid app on my ipadi wanted to create an album for it, but it would only let me post them on my wall.
however, it did let me play with the colours. that's why kroney looks so much more dashing in his sepia pic!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:36,
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On my iPhone you go to your photos bitAnd hit the plus icon I the top right hand corner. You tag by going to the photo and tapping it. Unless we're using different O/Ss and therefore different apps, it should be the same procedure.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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mine is something shit called "my pad"it does not have a plus icon...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:45,
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THATS THE (embarrassment to our education system) JOKE?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46,
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just look on my wall, they're all on therethere are more, but transferring them from the bb was such a ballache (sorry, couldn't resist!) that i'll do the rest later.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37,
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But you're too good for the rest of us?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51,
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He's got oak flooringso that's a yes then
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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+in his 1 shelved cupboard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:01,
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Awww! you've totally unfriended me (or I've forgotten your real name)That's it I'm going to not talk you you and generally sulk, you horrid meanie.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:47,
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i havent!you've just forgotten me.
i think i've only ever deleted one cunt from fb the whole time i've been on it.
oh, and al. but that was just because it seemed like everyone else was doing it, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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Nope, I've remembered you and you'r totally not on my list of bestest buddiesRight, this means War.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51,
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So you say.It'll all part of your devious plan to something something... Now, how to handle this like a mature adult..... I know I'll ask Al, he knows how to do these things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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oh god i've been invited to see a play in which sasha plays a lesbian in a swim suitoh god
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the recruiters are now after exculsivity on my CV =/Well, a couple of them are. That's not how it works is it?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:55,
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They just all want the fees, is allDon't go exclusive
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:57,
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Tell them noThey know you're going to move quickly and they're trying to secure the commission for themselves. You're not a house, you don't get taken off the market because somebody shows an interest.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:57,
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Tell 'em "bollocks!"Exclusivity is all on the side of the recruiter and gives you no benefit. I've been asked for exclusivity before and replied as above. Unless they can demonstrate a benefit to YOU of exclusivity as I said before - Tell 'em "bollocks!"
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Nope!I just think it's one of the better expletives - it can be used so many ways.
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cheers all, thought so.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:04,
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