ITS OK I'M HERE!!!!
So I was browsing the facebook page of my future wife and was checking out the pics of the Bash and saw that Gary Oldman turned up in his full Sirius Black getup! Except it wasn't Sirius Black it was Monty!

My last job I got to go to Japan a couple of times. In this job I might get to take the bus to the next campus. So today is my first day being the boss and up until 10.30 I presumed bosses bossed people about, were universally hated and drank tea. Now I realise you have to deal with it when someone in gets all upset and cries.

My Gran likes the helicopter and the hot karl.

No Jeremy Hunt should be made to answer silly questions over and over so we can watch him squirm for our own pleasure.
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is it true that Japanese birds dig Western men because we have massive dicks?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Ask my other wife, Natsuki Kasamaki

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

When you say ask, do you mean violently rape?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Go ahead.
I loved her man, why I came home and married an english girl I'll never know
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Is it true that there fannies are horizontal?
Are they dirty?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

yes
and no
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

here she is giving Welcome Message 2
www.ritsumei.ac.jp/fkc/topics/ssh/2006/ssf2006/files/greeting.htm

I broke her heart :(
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

"A Great Reliance On Universal People"
CUNT
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Go easy on her, English was not her first language
and she didn't make up the ridiculous acronym
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

She looks like a Rottweiler chewing scotch bonnet chillis

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

It's ok I married the hot one
and dumped the nice one.
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Is it true that English girls in Japan can't dig themselves out of sand-filled baths?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Sometimes, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Is it true that Chinkies have sideways fannies?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I've never been with a Chinkie
and I can say that because I was in a restaurant when I said it or some bollocks
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

That's right.
It's all about context.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Fack orf sonny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I saw a picture
it's good know that "Just for Men" really works
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

That is the motto on Monty's "tramp stamp"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

The only pic I've seen is on Battered's 'comedy' newspaper page.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Where you still look like Sirius Black

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

that made me laugh a lot when you put that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Marilyn Monroe: 'If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.'

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Even if you don't have facebook someone can direct link the photos to you.
If you care that is.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Do I care?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Probably not, you think digital photos are "cold" and "commercial" not like oil paintings.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Did you not like that page?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I loved it
I hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

they're all on fb, apart from the few that my spazzy blackberry is refusing to email across or the ones that i was asked not to post
so lusty can show you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

No! You are Sirius Black AICMFP!

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

exPhillieamus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You can't do that to me, I'm the Boss

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

m the Boss ve got no bollocks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

HOW DOES HE SMELL???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

like regret

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Slightly rotten around the stiches but thanks for asking

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

with a knife!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Dont mention the knife

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

That's not a knife

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Shut up Bally-loss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)