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Agent just called, apparently the landlord has ditched them "because they kept calling him about the EPC certificate" and found his own tenant.

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:47, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Call the agent back and ask them what hotel they're putting you up in until they've resolved the issue.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

^THIS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

^what they said.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

They'll do fuck all,
and I love the way they call you this time of night so you don't have a chance to get legal on them before they fuck off to the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

He should get swipe on it.
Superlawyer to the rescue!

Come to think of it, she's always turfing people out on the streets. Shouldn't she have plenty of empty properties he could rent?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

yeah, loads
if he wants to live in a derelict factory, formerly occupied by a gang of "street artists", an empty victorian hospital, as recently forcibly vacated by some typical middle-class drop-outs, a small office block where the tenant couldn't pay its rent, a petrol station where the proprietor wants out because of heart problems, or a kebab shop that i am closing down for breach of repairs.

of course, he may not fancy any of these.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

You never know.
It could come to that. He's supposed to start his new job in four days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Take pitta on him and rent him the kebab shop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

shesh man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

You've donner pun, Gonz!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

You can't win this one, my turkish is shit hot, you tavok (chicken) a leg to stand on.
I can get Bir (one) with one for a tenna ('of'; to request something).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Hold up now, does this old victorian hospital happen to be Princess Park Manor? 'cus that place is swank.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

er
no. not even close. think old freaky bedlam-type place.

up north.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Any ghosts of prostertutes? 'cus I could totally dig that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Not really appealing :(

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)

If that's true you're better off without him
I wouldn't be suprised if they just rented it to someone who paid more though, because letting agents are cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

hahahahahahaha!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Don't sweat, all the London B3tans will offer crash space until you get another let
Just wait for the gazzez to arrive
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Don't you live in london?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Part time innit
Also I wouldn't want my neighbours curtain twitching and then being given a petition for the peedo to leave the area
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

That sucks, but he was clearly a dodgy landlord, so in the long run it may be for the best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

You're clearly a mentally-subnormal helmet
so in the long run your immediate account deletion and suicide may be for the best
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Keep dreaming boyce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

That is what we 'a Londres' call 'a fucking lie'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

have you signed, paid the deposit etc?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

'I'M YOURS!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Just to clarify
I'm not actually yours, it was a music joke*

*bit like your 'CD' collection
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

bellend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

paid an earnest fee but not signed

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

there's a £200 fine for letting without one
report him, he's probably gone with someone who didn't ask!

but seriously, ouch, that sucks. it's a nightmare trying to find somewhere when you're in a difference city.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

This might help
tinyurl.com/84xgpxh
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

you suck

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Sorry mate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Haha, oh man, thats super screwed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)