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updated news:
I have decided to fuck the diet, and have hit the vodka. My throat is now marginally less painful.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:38,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I think alcohol is an important part of any recovery*
*Apart from recovering from alcoholism
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:41,
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My 'bit of a cold' is quickly turning into a full on bout of man-flu.
I may die.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42,
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some of us manned the fuck up
got the hell over it and drank a shit load of cider and butcum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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I may never talk to you again.
On the other hand, stepson and granddaughter no.2 have both had colds in the last few weeks. Could have been them.
So, when do I get to take you shopping?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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you're still convinced this is a good idea?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:45,
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I'm a shopping expert.
What are you in the market for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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don't you trust me?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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Human League lolz
Don't you trust me Cavy?
Don't you trust me oooh-oooh-oooh.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:49,
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Yet again. LTI.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:51,
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You tell 'im, batty.
You can also tell me why I've had nearly 130 views of my blog today, and nobody's following it yet. Does that mean it's shit?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:53,
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it means no one's realised you can follow it
or they are waiting to see how it goes. I don't think anyone follows by coll3ctive posts and they are GOLD
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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: /
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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it's more that I am a terrible
whiny shopper
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:55,
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Don't worry
I'll get someone to back me up and we can bully you into submission.
And I'll let you spend a few hours in Waterstones.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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You'd be better off going shopping with me then
We probably wouldn't go near any shops mind.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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^ Cavy - you appear to have pulled.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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best offer in some time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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Lucky old Cavy
I'm quite a catch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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It's a match made in heaven.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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She can look after my wife and kids
While I browse a record shop then nip for a pint.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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there's no middle ground on OT is there?
You either want sex with everyone or you'd prefer a quiet night in with hobbies.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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hobbies Darth
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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My hobby is sex with everyone
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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everyone men
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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Go to the offy then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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I made a smoothie earlier
I briefly felt what people must mean when they say 'healthy'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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You made a smoothie.
Was it more of a James Bond sort of smooth, or more a Tangles sort of smooth.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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is there a difference?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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One is from coventry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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Ugh.
That's nearly as bad as Stoke.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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Oh come on
I'm at least Milk Tray man sort of smooth
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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Tray
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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All because the Cavy loves milk tray....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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in that you break into
women's houses at night to stalk them, but leave chocolate as an excuse?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:18,
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Doesn't matter.
Had chocolate.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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I once ditched someone on Valentine's Day
for being a wholesale nutcase. I still ate the chocolates he gave me.
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berk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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I'm not sure why you wouldn't
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:21,
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Fruit and nutcase!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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She's had chocolate, I've had a wank in her underwear drawer - everyone is happy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:20,
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That's quite an edit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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or kidney dialysis
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42,
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That takes the piss
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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the diet. Gonz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42,
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Well, I might need another man soon,
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:43,
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Is Mr b3th still alive then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:44,
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barely.
If you ask him, he'll tell you he's hovering on the brink. I shall make sure I have a freshly laundered black dress in the wardrobe at all times.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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laundered black dress scrubbed filipino boy
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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I'll shave my head and we can recreate the time mortisha and uncle fester danced the last tango in Paris.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:15,
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