foreigners aren't the problem
but we are a bit full in places. i think we should analyse people to see if they should be allowed to stay or made to go based on how much of a cunt they are and how useful they are to society, rather than where they came from. that would get rid of a lot of useless english cunts. i would have FUN designing that questionnaire.

also, the shitter they are, the shitter the place we ship them off to.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

swipe's gonna end up in turkmenistan

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

pfffft
i get to design the questionnaire. i will end up with a townhouse in manhattan, a detached wedding-cake house in holland park, and a villa on antigua.

NEXT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

houses made out of cake
would have rubbish structural integrity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

And witches live in them and try to eat you.

( Peej, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

you're thinking of gingerbread

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

thats a good point actually, what did that witch do when it rained?
silly bloody cow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

made it stop because she was a witch
dumbass!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

the original tale does not stipulate and it is always foolish to assume

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

To assume makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

No it doesn't.
That is not how the etymology of that particular word works.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

i wish i could control the weather
i would enjoy that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

assumption
is the mother of all fuck ups
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

no
your FACE is the mother of all fuck ups.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

oh come on, that was a good zing, damn you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

well done

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i don't think she meant a literal house cake

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

It's cruel to keep house cakes. They need space to roam.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Also I doubt one would last lomg with an internet fatty ensconsed within it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

What's this I hear about next Wednesday?
is it not next Wednesday now?
(berk, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

no, i am a moronic cunt
i will be circulating a new date. sorry, i forgot my friend is getting married on that day because... well, it's a WEDNESDAY!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

If your friend wanted you to come to the wedding
She wouldn't be holding it on a Wednesday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

she's up the duff
therefore getting cunted is not an option for her, so i think she thought stuff it, wednesday'll do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Apparently it is a fraction of the cost to get married midweek
because hardly any fecker does it. I'm not honestly sure my friends love me enough to take two days off work just to see me prance about in a big dress. Maybe if it's a shotgun wedding they're saving the money for the sproglet, when it arrives...
(berk, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

tbh she's american
and her family are over here for one week only, so i think that was the motivation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Not getting cunted? She got cunted so hard that a person grew inside it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

also she wouldn't have wiped her arse with the invite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

darling, what you did at your wedding was fine for you, ok?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I soooo wanted to kroney to come

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Kroney ALWAYS comes.

( Kroney, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)

You appear to know more than I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

i put it on the previous thread! battered replied....
i said, SORRY, i am a twat, i forgot it clashed, can we do the following week, and battered gave dates he can't do and...

a link would have been quicker. hmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Put it back to 30th?
it's payday again then...
(berk, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

can everyone do 30th? i will email!
and grovel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

To be honest, midweek is not good for me
Plus it is a long way to go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

i'll be there!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I'm busy all this week, but I am about over the bank holiday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Yeah', any of those dates he said'll do.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

They should just ditch you and go anyway.

( Kroney, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)