I once shat on a rugby pitch.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

And I'm not Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

did the bigger boys scare you :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

*bedroomchuckles*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

At school the PE teacher made me the scrum half
because he noticed I had spent the last few lessons actively running away from the ball. I just handed it to the other team when they ran towards me and told him "It just looked like they wanted it more"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

interesting if true

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

It is
I hated P.E. after that incident he gave up on me and I got to play air-guitar with the badminton racquets for two years
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)

i don't know why I read this as a eupehmism
but I blame a grey website
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

this is weird, so have I
It was about 2 am, getting on for 20 years ago now. Anyone else?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I've played a game on a rugby pitch that smelled like shit.
oh FUCK!!! it was YOU
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Nice 'try'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

and Jeff is back in the room!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)

How was the big larp event Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

cold, very very cold
also lots of fun - fighting, drinking, arsing about and ham acting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Sounds a bit shit to me Captain.
Did you win?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)

that's because you just don't understand
We mostly won against stuff - two more temples are cleansed and some other dude's attempt to raise mummys and demons was thwarted.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)

'two temples were cleansed'...
Sounds like a EDL convention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Bastard Temhkesians
coming here, desecrating our temples and changing the decor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

These are historically accurate reenactments then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Yeah.
of the previous LARP event
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

You seem to think there is something intrinsically funny about LARPers?
Oh hang on...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

you got the wrong system there
this isn't reenactment, it's high fantasy arsing about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Worlds apart, I'm sure

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I was caught short whilst hiking once
so I found somewhere appropriately sheltered to go about my business - I hadn't seen a single soul for hours so figured I'd be fine. Not five seconds after the trousers had come down a dog walker hoved in to view and waved a cheery hello whilst I blushed and frantically tried to make it look like I'd been tying my shoelaces. Bastard.
(berk, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Could have been worse
you could have been wearing slip-ons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

You could of asked if they had any spare dog bags

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I can't imagine berk would want to eat it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)