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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There is a woman with bionic legs who's just finished the London Marathon (about three weeks late)
and the news reporters are making out like it's a bad thing that they won't give her a medal.

If she wanted a medal, she should try not being crippled.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 18:30, 175 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
there is no question in that
now, entertain me, I'm suffering some bad reality lag/larp comedown
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 18:37, Reply)
Snape Kills Dumbledore

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 18:44, Reply)
you will have to forgive me
I'm not into Film
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Soz, that was my only bit of larp gossip

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)
The guy on our local radio was talking about it with the local sports correspondent.
Jokingly, he said "She should have pushed herself and done it in 15 days".
I can confirm that the sports correspondent in question has no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 18:53, Reply)
Miserable git.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
It was a bird.
Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 19:13, Reply)
stupid bitches
they all got no sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Sorry,
Miserable bint.

I foolishly assumed the 'he' part referred to both parties. I DUN FAIL ENGRLISH
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Haven't you had to withdraw from a marathon recently due to being injured?
At least that cripple made it round and didn't pussy out.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Andrew doesn't hate you, Andrew just thinks you are an arsehole. Partly because you think that shit above is funny.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I thought they put an upper limit on it this year 'cus some schmo did the whole thing as a crawling snail or something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Or the guy who did it lugging a huge lump of concrete

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Yup, and the vintage diving uniform.
There are some proper good inventive ideas, but I feel going for the _slowest_ record is something that shouldn't be encouridged, or it should be that the clock starts and stops with each foot-fall that is on track.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Although a proper victorian crinoline dress
could easily conceal a moped I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Bionic legs my arse.
If they really were bionic she'd have done the fucking thing in fifteen minutes flat. AND in slow motion.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Fuck, I haven't thought about the six million dollar man in ages
I used to watch so much TV
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:40, Reply)
All 99 episodes have just been released on DVD I think.
Plus the TV films.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I dont have a TV
I now am wholly dependant on the internet as a time wasting device
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Should of jumped it really.
Or there was a cheat on Wario Stadium where after the third bump at the begining, if you do a power-skid you can jump the wall and skip half the track. It was trickey to get first time, and by the forth time you might as well of just gone round normally. BUT, anyway, she should have done that. A power skid into the side of the melenium dome.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Fucking hell, 19 replies in two hours.
Is it Sunday morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)
HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)

hello
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)
i haven't been vomited on today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Any poo?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
nope not for me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Is it rare to end the day with no bodily fluids on you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)
and it means he gets paid less

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)
nor me
we should make a club
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

hello
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Alright everyone?
I'm getting giddy about my silicon arriving tomorow hopefully. Got a phone job interview tomo too, telephone one.

I made pizza for dinner but I don't really fancy it much, I might go cook some garlic doughballs just to fil me up a bit.

I got my ciniworld pass today, can't wait to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
aren't your tits big enough already?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Sad Face - You must be one of those blokes who thinks anything more than a handful is a waste.
WE ARE NOT OBJECTS, WE ARE PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I say any more than a handful is a bonus.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Any more than a handful is a fleshy Newton's cradle
but infinitely more fun and mesmerising.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)
My self esteem is suitably raised after that buzz harshington.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Hey Gonz, hope the interview goes well.
You should go and see every single film you can, even if they are shit films. How much does it cost for the month? or is it a week?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Cheers dude, it should do, hopefully.
Yeah' man, totes gonna do that, I think i'll brake my cini-passginity with The Avengers. I might even go tomorow in the afternoon while people are still at school. I got mine with a bit of a sly, but they're £15/month normally. Only gotta go twice to justify it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
That's a really good deal.
I might look into that, like you say it's only two films and your in money so if there are a bunch of films coming out that you want to watch then it's worthwhile.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Yeah' man, exactly.
Plus its great to go if you're at a loose end, and if my guts start playing up, I can just see another showing later on. Proper looking forward to it, I don't think the odian up your way does one, but you can easily get to enfield or finchly. Eaiter way, I reckon it's worth it. Ya' got 1 year contracts on these I think though, but you can pay monthly or all upfront. Gotta pay extra for 3D and westend, but I ain't bothered, it's not much.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Oh, so you're tied in for a year?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I think so, not 100% sure on that though.
I've used services that let you have 'holidays' such as Grazebox, which lets you pause what you do. I would sign up to so many more services that do that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I'm hoping to get to see the Avengers at the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I think I might persuade the wife to go to the pictures with me.
If I'm lucky she might let me hold her hand.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I can't remember what the last film I saw at the pictures was.
I've got a horrible feeling it was Iron Man. Not because it was a horrible film, just because it was so bloody long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)
My last one was Titans, which was alright but not as good as the first. Then before that it was chronical, which was ace.
But then before that there was like a 6 month gap when I saw x-men.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
If you want a third wheel, and maybe a bit of TGIs after, up in enfield, I'd be well up for that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I dunno, I step outside for ten minutes and the night shift starts.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Sorry Davros, I was too busy crying over the hurtful things andrew and battered said about me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I'm sure you were, Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I totally screwed up my face and was all like "Huuuuurrrrrrrgh!"
and I did a sort of choking thing, trying not to sob and I said to myself "It's just words on the internet, It's just words on the internet" and took some deep breaths and then looked up and tried to think of fun things, like Burt Chimpcaster and his mum, and then I had a glass of water and then I came back to the internet and then you were here and I felt better.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)
If it's any consolation
I was totally laughing at you.
hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I'm glad my sadness cheered you up.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)
That gives me such a warm glow just thinking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Also, Burt and his mum say "Hi".

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Could you give her a great big hug and motorboat her boobies from me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I guess I could manage that, yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Can't you motorboat your own boobies?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Pretty sure trolling is supposed to make the _other_ person look like a twit.
I'm not even going to sponcor anyone who runs a mathron on the basis of it being too much energy watsed on something I could do any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Oh man, did I make myself look silly?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Yeah' man, you're all like "I exersize and run and are fit and pretty good looking and awesome in so many ways"
and then Battered is all like "AHHH HA HA, SOMEONE ELSE DID SOMETHING YOU AIN'T DONE YET (and couldn't do in a million years)."

Proper gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I want to do a marathon, CHCB and DiT are all trying to make me do one.
And I'd love to, but it's really really hard. That said, I have walked one overnight before, and that wasn't too bad.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I think you two should have a running match to see who is right or wrong about life in general, between you two.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
it's one rule for the cyborgs and another for everyone else :'(
I hope they deport her back to whatever time she comes from.

fucking cyborgs, coming back to our time and stealing our marathons.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I hope they chop her other fucking leg off.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I clicked this because I was conditioned to by VIZ
on the flip side I will probably find myself trying to press an imaginary reply button in the actual magazine
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
FUCKSTICKS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/al-qaeda-getting-its-ideas-from-viz-2012050826284
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
MASHTASTIC!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Indeed.
brb making coffee
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
MAKEZ ME 1 2!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Its for tomorrow
My alarm clock is a coffee maker on a timer
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)
If you are around before 7 there may be some left
I like mine as black as the night and as thick as pancake batter
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Here's something
27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgnij9cLnI1qearaqo1_500.jpg

The only person left alive out of those three is Keith "Narcotic Hercules" Richards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
To defeat drugs one must become drugs
or something. He probably has a Honda accord badge implanted under his skin to increase his tolerance
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
If I shared my genetic material with Stallon, I think the one right would look like him.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'm totally imagining you breeding with Sly Stallone now.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I know you're picturing me being the reciever here, but try the thought the other way 'round...
... because if I was breeding with him, we would be in an _equal_ relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
so does that mean mutual masturbation and snuggles gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
It means they take turns.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Also known as a 'two man threeway'

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
ah, the old parisian switcheroo.
turns my fucking stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Which one of them's going to be giving birth to John Belushi, though?
And where are they going to get a time machine at this time of night?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Evening all
I just went to the East London Mirch Masala as it's pretty much just over the road from me. Apparently it's in the top 50 restaurants in Britain. The main was quite nice, but I'm pretty certain the starter shammi kebabs had previously been seen on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
At least she doesn't shit in a carrier bag Gonzy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I once shat on a rugby pitch.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
And I'm not Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
did the bigger boys scare you :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
*bedroomchuckles*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
At school the PE teacher made me the scrum half
because he noticed I had spent the last few lessons actively running away from the ball. I just handed it to the other team when they ran towards me and told him "It just looked like they wanted it more"
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
interesting if true

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
It is
I hated P.E. after that incident he gave up on me and I got to play air-guitar with the badminton racquets for two years
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)
i don't know why I read this as a eupehmism
but I blame a grey website
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
this is weird, so have I
It was about 2 am, getting on for 20 years ago now. Anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I've played a game on a rugby pitch that smelled like shit.
oh FUCK!!! it was YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Nice 'try'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
and Jeff is back in the room!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
How was the big larp event Captain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)
cold, very very cold
also lots of fun - fighting, drinking, arsing about and ham acting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Sounds a bit shit to me Captain.
Did you win?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
that's because you just don't understand
We mostly won against stuff - two more temples are cleansed and some other dude's attempt to raise mummys and demons was thwarted.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)
'two temples were cleansed'...
Sounds like a EDL convention.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Bastard Temhkesians
coming here, desecrating our temples and changing the decor
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)
These are historically accurate reenactments then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Yeah.
of the previous LARP event
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)
You seem to think there is something intrinsically funny about LARPers?
Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)
you got the wrong system there
this isn't reenactment, it's high fantasy arsing about
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Worlds apart, I'm sure

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I was caught short whilst hiking once
so I found somewhere appropriately sheltered to go about my business - I hadn't seen a single soul for hours so figured I'd be fine. Not five seconds after the trousers had come down a dog walker hoved in to view and waved a cheery hello whilst I blushed and frantically tried to make it look like I'd been tying my shoelaces. Bastard.
(berk, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Could have been worse
you could have been wearing slip-ons.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)
You could of asked if they had any spare dog bags

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I can't imagine berk would want to eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Alright stooge? That wasn't me.
I once shat in the forecourt of the garage in Cockfosters though, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I once shat in a neighbours shed.
To be fair, I'd been riding my bike really fast and it would have hurt to ride it back to my mum's house and the shed was just there.

I parked it behind the lawnmower. A few days later I checked back and it had gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I think they should take away her benefits
BLOODY DISABLEDS! CLAIMING TO BE ON THE SICK AND THEN RUNNIN MARATHONS!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)
It doubles as the new DWP disability re-assessment

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)
She fell into their trap

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Vere are your azezment papers dole-scum?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
are we back to normal service again now?
all the usual gayshift shutins around, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)
yeah, but I think I should sleep soon

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Sleep during school tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)
can't
I pretty much did that today, got very very little done and the pile of things just gets bigger. Tomorrow I need to shake the reality lag and get the fuck on with it

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Not bad, ta.
In a show of girly enthiusiasm, I tried on my 'another half a stone and I'll get into it' dress this morning, and I got into it.
I was rather chuffed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)
yay!
well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Is there any truth to the rumours
That Mr Thedogfucker has been to outside on several occasions and has even been fraternising with people not off of the Internet?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)
What dark heresy is this?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I cannot vouch for his most recent whereabouts
but I am reliably informed he was seen in the presence of actual human beings and consuming alcohol a couple of weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Bugger, that reminds me I'm going to miss the big bash

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)
What big bash?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:37, Reply)
The one down that london
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23598
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Oi.
I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Oh look what the cat has dragged in...
cat dog

Evening Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Alright Tangles.
I have been out and about recently.

I can confirm that 'real people' are weird too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)
At least we have the decency to be shut in.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Some of us are brave.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Well, where the fuck have you been?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I've been busy b3th.
Lots of things to get done, places to see and things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I wish I had places to go and people to see and things to do.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
And on the basis that going places, seeing people and doing thing has made me tired.
I'm bailing out.

Sleep well. Don't answer the Internet to any strange people.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is officially not good enough.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Get a job, you layabout.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Yay!
Fuck me, I've only been acting like an eager, hardworking individual for 6 days and it's already killing me. 3 months is my probation period, I may not make it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Anyone still up?
Fucksake don't tell me Al's gone all Daily Mail too, I thought I could depend on him at least
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Cut him, his blood is red, comrade Comrade.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)
And what about you Tangles, my faithful Hippy
Surely I can still deepend upon you to profide hand-knitted yogurt?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I'm smoking tofu over a wood-burning stove as we speak
Although obviously I'm using recycled copies of the Guardian and Socialist Ŵorker as fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Excellent.
Smoked tofu is about the only edible tofu.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)
It is hard to wrap the rizlas around it though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:47, Reply)
They do tend to get a bit soggy...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
nearly
but I will leave in 1 minute 12 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)
You've got 21 seconds to go.
21 seconds to go.....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Fuck me that song was a load of toss
why did you have to hamtouchering bring it up?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)
In the hope that it would get lodged in your head before bed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Hiya Jeff.Luckily I don't know that song.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
I replaced it with something better

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't :-(
You can!
I can't :-(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)
A whooole noooo wooooooooooooorld!
(for the full effect, moan out the last word a quarter tone off key)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I will be going to bed soon
mainly to escape your powers of audio suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Whatever you do, don't listen to the "Worst Music Ever" before bed.
lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com/webpage/2008/09
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0APjXRckw
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Hey Caves.
Good to see you.

Bye
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)
alright Comrade Quixote

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Alright Zippy Woodside.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 22:43, Reply)
alright CQ

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Are you Real Quint?
I like real Quint. otherwise you're a knobber.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
It's him
Fake Quentin has an underscore in this incarnation.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I thought there were 2 Fake QUints this time around

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 23:06, Reply)
There were two
But one of them was fake Monty (last seen masquerading as fake Chompy)
It's been a real roller coaster since you were last in....
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:08, Reply)
So the current Fake Quint is not Fake Monty?
I wonder why it bothers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)
No, the current fake Quentin's MO is to repeat everything real Quentin says verbatim, including starting new threads (see a couple below this one)
And must be a regular, possibly Bobby or even Quentin himself, as they always pop up when summoned.
Fake Monty has been trying his hand as various people, but generally is just a prick. Swipe is convinced it is Quentin, but I'm not sure. I'm hoping it's the next return of Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Swipe has never liked Quint
I think better of him. Maybe swipe it fake quint?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Nah, she's too vain to be anyone other than herself.
And on that note, I must go to bed.
Don't die just yet, Quey. Daytime needs more right-thinking people...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

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