not only is it a 'comic con'
it's been named Kapow. Fucking hell...... just fucking hell.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I genuinely have no defence here.
Fortunately, a lifetime of alcohol abuse has removed any sense of shame I once had, so I don't care either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

keep telling yourself that as you squeeze around the fatties and drown in the heady smell of lynx trying to mask severe BO issues.
and reflect that you're now an adult and this sort of thing really is for kids.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I think I am also immune to the stench of a thousand geeks under one roof
ever since I was at Euro Disney at the same time as 'The World Gaming Championships European Final'. You could, honestly, smell that Marquee from 250 yards away.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

oof! that would have been rank.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

What a life you've led.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'll be the Simpson's tie stall will be doing a roaring trade.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

What's wrong with Comic Con?
I'm going to the Melbourne one in June...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

They don't have the best reputation, do t hey?
I mean, honestly, even I want to beat myself up when I am there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I was planning as dressing up as either Kaylee from Firefly or as Amy from Doctor Who.....

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Go on...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

well all I'm saying is, it's fun! And they have cool people there, like,
Patrick Stewart and his son are BOTH going to be at the Melbourne Comic-con. And Stan Lee. And a bunch of other cool people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

hahahahahahaha yeah

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

'other cool people', eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

You don't have to sell it to me, honestly, I love them.
I was just asking you to carry on tell me how you were going to dress as Amy from Dr Who...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

well I don't have cowboy boots, but I do have black ones.
and I figured I'd buy a cheap red scarf from an op shop, same as the skirt. and I have a denim jacket, and my hair is already dyed red so then I'm sorted.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

how can you dress up as two people whose characters were just regular civilians?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

a girl at a comic con.
you know they'll all be undressing you with their eyes. You'll be down to your size 24 spiderman bra and pants in no time!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I'd like to know what the apparent connection is with my being interested in comic-con and my weight is?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

you're a girl on the internet.
I rest my case.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

And you're a guy on the internet. Presumably, you're fat, sweaty and furiously jerking off to the fact that a girl on the internet is even dignifying your shitty comments with a response.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I don't see how this disproves my original point.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

My point is just because I'm a girl on the internet, does not make me fat.
Now fuck off.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

but it does make you very upset for no real reason.
poor OT, so fragile.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

oh WAIT!
it's because you are a fatty. soz luv, didn't mean to make you all :(((((((((
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

What did I ever do to you, that you felt that you had to act like a cunt towards me?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I wasn't, it was a light hearted jape about comic cons you took far too seriously and got all upset
because you thought I was calling you fat. I wasn't. Perhaps you should have a cuppa and calm the fuck down.

while you're at it, you might want to look up 'banter'
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Oh man, You're right. It's all me. All my fault.
None of it is you getting off on the fact you're upsetting someone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I don't care either way. You can be as upset as you like.
pity though, seems a bit pointless to me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Just reading this whole conversation is enough to get me wanking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I'm getting some funny looks from the next office though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I'm not surprised.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, wanking over fat birds always looks a bit strange.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)