Great weekend.
And a fun week coming up, doing stuff tomorrow and seeing Blackbird Blackbird on Thursday. They're amazing. Also I think I'm never doing drugs again. I mean I know that's a lie but I avoided anything this weekend and I feel amazing for it. Whilst my mates were continuing their antics back at a house all day and night yesterday I was out enjoying the sun eating ace food and sipping on cocktails. I'm in tip top shape this morning whereas I bet they all currently want to kill themselves. I feel quite smug.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Welcome to middle age Barry, pull up a pair of slippers and I'll pour the sherry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Let me get you a tray so you can have your dinner on your lap whilst watching Eastenders.
With a nice cup of tea.

Next you'll be "asking" your Mrs if it's "OK" to have a beer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Fuck you right in the face
I have not and never will watch Eastenders
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Not you, you plum.
Yung Bazza.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Boy is my face red

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Gaywad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I know the above will never happen.
But I'm still glad I didn't touch anything. I'd be in bed wanting to kill myself right now if I did.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

There is a middle path, you know.
Some drugs, and some sleep.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

It's all or nothing.
Once I start I'm out for about three days. Those drugs are really moreish, you know.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I am a sprinter, not a long-distance runner.
I run out of money after about 8 hours, generally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

congrats! I see monty has managed to inspire someone here.
you might not end up like a poor tramp now.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Barry has fat reserves that can see him through several winters which should give him time to get back on his feet
Assuiming they haven't been amputated due to diabetes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

fattylolz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Diabetes is a sudden onset thing
He woudln't have known about it until the night before and then he'd have to explain to all his mates that he wouldn't be able to come out because he "had a touch of diabetes".

Well known medical fact, this.
( Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

It worked for me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

SEE BELOW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Everybody was *very* understanding

( Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I fucking wasn't.
I'm still LIVID.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I'm sorry, but the number of times this has happened to me.
could be counted on the toes of my left foot.

One.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

..whilst they were all waiting for him in, let's say, A BAR ON A BOAT
in, let's say, for the sake of argument, BRISTOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

God he is such a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

he too failed the old gay brizzle test

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I did Quinten
Don't laugh at me, I'm just a cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

This is a fantastic post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Something told me that this would appeal to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Something told me that you are a bent spastic
Oh yes, it was Monty. Every day on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

He is a one trick pony
and that trick is suck off other ponies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Is pony porn horse porn for nonces?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

You tell me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Their tiny hooves make my cock look bigger.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Horse nonces
like that mutton chopped cunt on channel four, he's so full of horse spunk his tears are saltier than the dead sea.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

thats no way to talk about emma spencer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i meant that butch one but i don't know her name :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)