I'm watching Jurassic Park
and eating an incredibly middle class supper.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm watching a programme on Channel 4 about fatty fat fatties.
The woman on it is about the same size as I am/(was three months ago).
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:18, Reply)

You're not fat, woman

(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:19, Reply)

They said she was 5'5" and 13st 12
Three months ago, I was 5'6" and 13st 11. That's not that different.
Today I got into my old jeans though, which is excellent. I'll be back in my size 12s soon enough.

/oversharing fat heiffer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Love
three years ago (actually, pretty much exactly give or take a fortnight) I was 5'3 and 15 stone. So shhh. You're not fat.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Three years ago, I was more or less the same weight I am now.
However, I had slightly more hair, I think.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Madam
you are gorgeous. And, from my observations, just the right amount of curvy. and I *loved* that dress you were wearing in Bristol.

*lezzes up*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Well, thank you very much!
(I can gaz you the link for it, if you like)
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Thanks, but I can't afford new clothes at the moment.
Our pub is having a swishing party soon, so I might get something nice there.
And as you can imagine, dresses are not easy when you're really curvy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)

You'd be amazed
it goes up to a 20, which you are certainly much smaller than, and it also had significantly more boobage room than I have boobage. Set yourself a target weight and once you're down to it, make Mr b3th buy it for you. Rewards are a good motivator.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

He's just bought me an ipad, so I probably shouldn't push my luck.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Haha, lucky girl
give it a couple of weeks, perhaps he'll forget?
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Well, he old and getting doddery
so it's a possibility.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Worth a shot for a pretty dress...
nice sunhat, stockings and a pair of white wedges...promise you'll give him a twirl and I bet he'll be entirely willing!
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)

The woman
Looks like Matt Lucas, only fatter.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

ih my god, she really does.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I saw that film about 8 times at the picture house 'cus none of my friends/family wanted to see it at the same time.
I enjoyed it every time, and the books, in fact, I'm gonna re-read those books next. Michael Chricton rocks.

It's quite possibly the perfect film.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Michael Crichton does indeed rock
although from a 20-years-later scientist's perspective I do sometimes smirk a little reading his stuff.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Hah, I like the slight doubt about the status-quo that he does, such as in "State of Fear".
Did you ever read the pirates one? That's his only book I haven't read, as I can't see it being my cup of tea. His latest unfinished-but-now-finished book, Micro, was really good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Haven't read either of them, I'm afraid.

(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Deffo worth checking out, even if it's on a between-books book list.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)

I read one called 'Prey'
it was really really really shit and a badly covered rant about how women shouldn't work because they will fuck everything up and their husband will have to save the world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

You know what? I thought I had read most of his books, and I was sure I read Prey, but Wiki'ing it I don't recongise it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:09, Reply)

don't bother with it
it was shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I'd hate to ruin one of my all time favorite authors by reading his only kack book.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)