Besides, it only takes me 20s, no point in any sort of long term storylines.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I
agree.

My dissertation in tube sites search terms, stretching to ten thousand words was waste. I wish I'd resorted to premature searches technology.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I got 5 GCSEs. I'm not to good at school.
Are you a new person or an old person who's renamed their account?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Na, not old
just lurked for ages, loved the humour and people (most of them.)
Tried posting before and got the usual "fuck off Bert" sock puppet accusations. Again and again and again.

So, just post in the evening now. Much nicer.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.
Nah, just kidding. We love you really.

Who don't you love?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Well
mostly caaants from /talk who just give it, ahem, laldy, with no real need.

I can learn to ignore pretty quickly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

You should teach Fat Bobby how to do that
it's something he's still not managed to learn.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Al, play nicely.
In other news, sadly, we won't be able to attend your meat extravaganza as we have another engagement the day after and travelling 300 odd miles to arrive by 12 noon might be a bit difficult.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Oh no, that's sad.
I shall miss your dapper dress sense and your wife's squishy booby hugs.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

We're looking at Chickenstock as a viable alternative.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

That'll be fun.
I'm hoping it's nice weather and we can sit outside round the BBQ like last year.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I'm waiting to check out train ticket prices and stuff.
Although we could drive, but it's a right fucking trek.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)

What's the date for that again? I'm looking forward to it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

We need new blood around here.
Hello Phudders. You don't mind if I call you Phudders, do you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Of
Course not Davvers, old chap.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Jolly good.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Carful Phud, you'd being groomed here.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Fuck off hippy
stop trying to push him tofu and lentils and all that shit.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Shut it Al, this one's worse than me already.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Surely that's not possible!?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Hav you not talked to Tangles?
I may be chief Lefty, but he's twice the Hippy I am.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

By
worse, what exactly do you mean?
I don't give a fuck anyway but fire away, squire.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

More of a Hippy.
this is a statement of opinion, rather than an insult.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Not
a hippy, just tolerant, I hope.

And probably more left than most on here. I'm not going to apologise for that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
that's the kind of thing a hippy would say.

TBH The Daily Mail is to the left of most on here, at least during the daytime. I think there's me, AL and Tangles struggling alone to stem the tide.

welcome.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Thank you
brothers and sisters must fight together.
At least until closing time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Good luck finding any these days
*mutters about the death of socialism etc...*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Is he / she a horse?
Because we've already got one of those, despite the strenuous denials.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

It would be nice to have a pair of horses
we could breed from them.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I'm glad you subtally asked the sex of him/her so I didn't have too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Well, obviously it's a sweaty, overweight 50 year old virgin male.
I was just being polite.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Oh cool, sounds good =)
Tell us about yourself, what's your hopes and dreams?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I want a pony. And a castle, with a pony room.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

and my brother

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

He'd have his own little room in the castle.
I'd decorate it with fresh flowers and put a sign on the door saying "NO SCOUSE"
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Ar ey!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I don't get the interent's current obsession with My Little Pony.
It's a bit creepy to tell you the truth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I actually know quite a lot about My Little Pony
on account of how I sell lots of them on eBay. Mostly the old ones from the 1980s. I can probably identify more of them than I'd care to admit, as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I don't know anything about my little ponies.
I would like a pony that I could ride, and then shoot and then eat.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

It's made a proper little comeback,
I downloaded them a for a mate's little nice'n'nephew.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

did you save any of it to your special folder?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

We're in 2012, the only reason to download that sort of thing is when you're going aborad and don't wanna run up a roaming charge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I bet you fucking did.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)