I've moved onto the first Rocky film now, for the first time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:19, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Watch Rocky 4, it's incredible.
Really incredible.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I will do, watching them in order first though.
I wanna do the same thing with the Bourne films.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Rocky is actually supposed to be a good film, it won a few oscars
but all the others get quite silly, but the pinnacle of silliness is Rocky 4.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Rocky IV was epic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I must break you.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

That's my dad!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I really cannot get away with the Rocky films.
Security in the Asda DVD aisle has really clamped down lately.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

The 'your cock/not your cock' conversation still makes me laugh.
In fact, I sent a text with your sig on it, not 10 minutes ago.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

It is, without a shadow of a doubt
the most hilarious thing ever printed in the pages of Viz, beating even Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped or the Rotating Chin Men. Or that Jack Black strip where Aunt Meg's whorehouse was losing custom due to the local video store starting to stock grot films.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

And worth more than the original 'Wakey Shakey' alarm clock.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

£260 quid!!!
tonyvalderama.com/acatalog/Gifts___Specials.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
I met Chris Donald a few weeks ago. Nice chap.

The missus says "hi" and sends hugs and stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I'll bet there are loads of alarm clocks turning up in North East car boot sales.
Get yourself out on the hunt!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)

*falls off another horse*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Did salvesta have a stroke?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

complicated birth led to a nerve being severed or something meaning his jaw muscles are stuck shut.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Well, now you've just made me think of Jackie Stallone's leathery cuntflaps.
Thanks a fucking bunch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

If my memory serves me correctly he was 14lbs or something and had to be manhandled out of the vagina. Hence the damage to his face.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

That must be about half what you were.
How did they manage to get you out?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Frankly I'm amazed your mother knew a midwife who had experience of birthing pure fucking evil.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I really don't understand how can spend so much time on this site
and yet completely fail to get how it works.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Yeah. You cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR SUCH A HATEFUL BASTARD DAVROS
IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS!!!
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I'm just a mean machine.
I'd pimp my own granny out for a bottle of Diamond White, and she's been dead for fifteen years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

It's good that he's managed an acting career then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

His "acting" kind of relys on it.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

He's a smart cookie too, wrote and directed the Rocky's and Rambo's and I think he has a doctorate from somewhere in engineering but that might be wrong. Bloke is pretty cool.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Because he really studied for 5 years on a poverty income to get those letters!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)