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Well this is good isn't it?
No it fucking isn't.
I'm bored and now I can piss about on here a bit all you cunts seem to have died. Normally I'd be pleased about this but not today.
I don't know, ah, what's the shittest item of clothing you've ever owned? I used to have a psychedelic Stonehenge-design top with FLARED SLEEVES. I looked like a bent wizard in it. I also used to have a Dead-head style TIE DYE T SHIRT. That was also uber-bent. I also used to have a PATCHWORK WAISTCOAT which my brother made. Bent. And WOODEN BEADS (also bent). Later on I had a WHITE HOODY with an OM sign on it (chutney ferret).
Christ, I think I might kill myself. Luckily I successfully avoided cameras for the most part.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:46,
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I have chinos.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:48,
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Are they multiplying?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:50,
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I've added anions to the left leg and cations to the right leg.
It's electrifying.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52,
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This is my best post ever.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54,
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I'm neutral on this matter
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55,
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I fear you are right.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56,
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You should be charged for this
with battery.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04,
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LTI
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11,
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i have never owned shit clothes
never have I been seen in stripey shorts and purple tights, a yellow beret or tie dye tops. Nope, never worn robes or a sparkly jacket with butterflies on, or denim Doc Martens or loud waistcoats. And i DEFINITELY have never made my own clothes.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51,
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Phew! That would have been well bent.
My brother and I had matching black roll-necks and jade green flares which my mother made for us from patterns, in the 1970s. We looked like a Children's Film Foundation production. Only worse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:53,
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did you go on adventures
in slightly dingey places?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58,
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Yes. Third-rate ones in places that looked suspiciously like vacant lots in Pinewood.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02,
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also a shit-brown leather jacket with an enormous collar ideally
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05,
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and dirty lace up tennis shoes
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06,
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Standard-issue CFF kit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11,
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I've got some hilarious geeky t-shirts
and a pair of these:
maxfitllc.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/vibram.jpg that I used to wear to the pub until my mates girlfriend made me stop.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52,
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She was right to do that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:53,
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I accept this
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55,
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those shoes make me shudder
it's not right to have things between one's toes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55,
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Not even doritos?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56,
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my toes cringed when I read that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57,
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They look like gorilla feet.
I liked your Bristol bash t shirt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56,
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I liked his coat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57,
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As if you can remember ANYTHING from that weekend...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59,
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I remember it all in lurid detail.
I am NAILS, remember?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01,
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No, that's Amberl.
You are a gyppo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05,
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I have never been so insulted in my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10,
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I think I'd only worn it twice before
for fear of offending someone. But it was tailor made for that bash.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07,
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While I was a student
I wore this fabulous pair of hot pink tartan hotpant type shorts. Of course, being a student, I used to wear them over black tights with dockers, but still... Enough to make a sex pest go soft, I'm sure you will agree.
Unfortunately, I believe there is some photographic evidence of this somewhere.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54,
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haha
when I was a student, there was a time when I had blue and green checked surfer trousers, orange shirt, purple DMs, red hat and turquoise hair.
In my defence, I was an art student
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56,
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I used to love wearing those button up flowery dresses that were popular in the nineties
With a white polo neck, black jodhpurs, and dockers. And I made myself a floppy black velvet hat. But I already told you that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58,
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:)
man, I miss the 90s
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:00,
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I'm sorry but there is no defence for that
You must have looked as though you had gotten dressed in the dark. Or had severe colourblindness.
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berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04,
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ha
I still frequently do
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04,
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Again.
Shopping.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05,
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I'm being bullied into being socially acceptable!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07,
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It's called becoming a grown up.
Sometimes you just have to man up and do it.
Mind you, you're an art subject teacher, so you can probably get away with it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11,
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i had a union jack shirt for years that i never even wore once
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54,
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You should wear it to the first bash you attend.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55,
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He's coming round mine for tea on Saturday, and should wear it then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56,
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am I?????!?!?!
oh boy i'd best get my chinos ironed
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57,
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No need.
I've got some in the cupboard ready for you. 34in waist, right?
You post like a 34in waist, I'll bet I'm right. Tell me I'm right.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01,
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I've not been a 34 inch waste in over a decade =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06,
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I take the same size clothes as I did at 18.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07,
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so do I.
Mind you, I was fat then too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12,
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OMG YOUR RIGHT
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10,
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Just bring your 'jim-jams' then.
5 o'clock alright?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12,
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i got rid of it a while ago
hideous thing it was
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57,
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Why do you hate your country?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57,
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Since he went all muslamic he's been like this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59,
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because i have to pay tax on my sausage rolls
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59,
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A valid reason if ever I heard it.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02,
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I bought a red and white vertical stripe short sleeve shirt once, I thought it was great.
Then my mates started to ask me for 99's and cornettos. I binned it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58,
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I had an ex who occasionally wore a trilby.
Until my incessant 'Greggs' lolz drove her to binning it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59,
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I wonder what drove her to bin you?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01,
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Oh but did she?
NO SHE DID NOT. I don't think I have ever been binned by a 'chick'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03,
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Ok, where did you dump the body then?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04,
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Your garden. Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14,
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I don't get it.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04,
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SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WORKED AT GREGGS!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07,
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Do they wear trilbys?
I havne't been to one for ages, I'm more of a M&S food man.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08,
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I'm not whether they do or not but it sho' nuff pissed her off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10,
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man, I miss gregg's
stupid diet. Perhaps I will celebrate in a month's time or something by replacing all the lost flab with steak bakes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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I have never attended a Greggs.
There's an equivalent calls 'Percy Ingles' near my home, but I've never been there either.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17,
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I wore a trilby to a wedding once.
To be fair, I was also wearing a pinstriped trouser suit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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LESBIAN RUGMUNCHER HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10,
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My lesbian rugmuncher mate wore a dress.
One of only two times I have ever seen her in a dress.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13,
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I have a brown trilby
with gold thread. I like it, I care not if anyone else does. Or the black fedora, or the purple fedora or the red floppy hat or the red or yellow straw hats
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12,
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I'll have two sausage rolls with that love
chop chop
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13,
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Can I have two sausage rolls and a chelsea bun please?
Oops soz, I thought I was in Greggs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13,
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may I recommend the toffee doughnut?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15,
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Euphemism of the week
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15,
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I had a pair of pink corduroy flares when I was 17
I have also been known to make my own clothes. I also had some 'interesting' items of clothing when I was going through my lolgoth phase.
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berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58,
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Did you know that it's WORLD GOTH DAY today?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:00,
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I did not
I gave up on that shizzle quite a while ago. It's difficult to be a short, fat (as I was then), light-brown-curly haired goth. It just doesn't look right.
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berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02,
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I was too jovial even to consider it.
My brother was (and still is on the inside) a 'superb' goth. Proper 80s style, massive black back-combed hair, capes, crushed velvet purple trews, THE LOT. There are pictures. Oh, there are pictures.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04,
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I was never really miserable enough either
I certainly didn't have the dedication to the look your brother seems to have achieved.
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berk, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06,
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What 'massive wanker'?
It takes a lot of work.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08,
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You would be if you were related to Monty.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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You look more like a Charles II dandy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08,
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I act like one too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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The Alans are my favourite tribe.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03,
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A-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05,
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I'm up for rampaging across Europe rampaging and pillaging
who's with me?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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Been there, done that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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I think we all did that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07,
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Clutching at straws there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08,
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in what way?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09,
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unless i'm mistaken only internet birds are short, fat and dress like the mentally ill
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11,
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I'm fairly tall
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13,
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WHEN YOU'VE FALLEN OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19,
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There are no women on the internet.
Well, no attractive ones, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14,
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That one in the Gonz link was well FIT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17,
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I'm dating one.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17,
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So am I.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:21,
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*vipros style high-five*
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:23,
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I'd like to meet your 'lady'.
Why not bring her to town and we'll feed you both?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:27,
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I will at some point and I'll let you know.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:32,
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V good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:37,
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I just got an email from BT
offering me an 8GB Android tablet, normally £130, for £100. Unbeatable value! The email cried.
First page of google shows 30 places selling that exact model for £75. I think they may be unclear on the meaning of 'unbeatable'.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14,
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Unbeatable cheek.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15,
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I'm pretty sure "Android" tablets are beatable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:19,
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Yawn
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Kroney, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:06,
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I have had sun, beer and a haircut
I'd say today was excellent for a tuesday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18,
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I was on the radio again!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:42,
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"police are on the lookout for a colourblind nonce" doesn't count
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:58,
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Did you break it?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:15,
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OMG "I'm gonna get you sucka" and "The last dragon" Refs. in one day? Monts you amaze me. You have the glow.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:53,
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I laugh at some of the Adidas trainers I had.
They were horrendous. No one needs bright yellow Spezials with bright blue stripes.
I make up for it by being suave as fuck now though. Two blokes asked where I got my t-shirt from whilst in Greenwich Park today. I told them not to worry about it.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:07,
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