God this weather makes me so happy.
Spent all day in Greenwich Park, the only downside being the girl I was with was ill half way through. I just left her and went for a wander. I'm off to the pub with my brother in a bit and then I'm drinking round Soho in the sunshine all day and evening tomorrow. Summer vibes baby.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

who says chivalry is dead eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:52, Reply)

She's my best mate and she was being dramatic.
Plus I stopped her from getting a parking ticket cos she refused to move and I went and sorted it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

but after she gagged on your cheesy bell, you upped and left?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Wouldn't touch her with yours pal.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)

that's a nice thing to say about your best mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)

She's very hot.
But very unstable. I can say that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Like a wonky, lit barbeque.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:14, Reply)

I think that's her bio on Facebook.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Or
Chernobyl.

"She's going to blow, captain."

How's Davers?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Not bad Phudders.
Kangaroo steaks for dinner tonight. Fucking lovely; I can't wait.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Will
they stay in the pan, or go "Boing de Boing de Boing all over Australia?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Probably not.
The missus will actually be cooking them, I'd best tell her to hop to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Well
here's a kid's song about kangaroos, starring our very own Ralph McTell.
Used to keep our youngest amused for ages.

bit.ly/bOxgtw
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)

You should blend them up instead
and make them into marsoupial
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Jeff, give Cavey her log in back please.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)

She's
a car?

Vauxhall Nova? Mini Moke? Reliant Robin?

Ford transit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)