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	 RIGHT YOU CUNTS.
	RIGHT YOU CUNTS.
 	What would be your specialised subject on Mastermind? Do you reckong you'd be any good? I've known two family friends who've been on it, both said it was the scariest thing they've done and both were shit.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:28,
	
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	 Jimi Hendrix.
	Jimi Hendrix.
 	I'd be shit though.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:32,
	
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	 thats ok, so was he
	thats ok, so was he
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:34,
	
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	 Hush yo' mouth, Quizzle.
	Hush yo' mouth, Quizzle.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
	
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	 and that's my specialist subject
	and that's my specialist subject
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 YM.
	YM.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:33,
	
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	 Either the Redwall series, or The Attitude Era (1997-2002) in wrestling.
	Either the Redwall series, or The Attitude Era (1997-2002) in wrestling.
 	A few years ago it would have been about the Battle of Stalingrad, but I've not looked at anything to do with it in years.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:36,
	
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	 Pulling birds
	Pulling birds
 	BOOM
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:37,
	
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	 Is this about grouse shooting?
	Is this about grouse shooting?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
	
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	 David Gemmell books.
	David Gemmell books.
 	
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:40,
	
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	 Operation Market Garden.
	Operation Market Garden. 
 	I'd win with no problems. The general knowledge would be easy too, as there aare few sports, and fewer soaps questions.
A chum of mine's sister went on Mastermind years ago, while we still at school. She got 2 right in the specialist round and basically fucked up big time. She is now a proffessor of english in New England, so that's alright.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:43,
	
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 	Having now watched all the Alien films (well the first four) I can say I am an expert and that will be my back up round.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:44,
	
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	 I hope you saw the directors cut of Aliens so you know about robot sentinels.
	I hope you saw the directors cut of Aliens so you know about robot sentinels.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:45,
	
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 	I watched all of them on special edition blu-ray and the only sentry turrets I remember were in Aliens? I'm going to fail on this quiz.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:46,
	
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	 Sorry Bobby, that's a pass.
	Sorry Bobby, that's a pass.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:47,
	
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 	is that the bit where the mechanic get's killed 'cause of the cat?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49,
	
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	 No, they set them up in a corridor before the aliens attack
	No, they set them up in a corridor before the aliens attack
 	and blow the shit out of hundreds of them.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:51,
	
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 	That's the second film. Not the first. They have 500 bullets in each and by the end only 10 left.
I misread Aliens in the first post.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:51,
	
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	 I said Aliens, you drongo.
	I said Aliens, you drongo.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:52,
	
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 	I reckon you ninja'd
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
	
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 	NEXT FUCKING QUESTION.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
	
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	 This is not my speciality.
	This is not my speciality.
 	Think your own up.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:58,
	
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 	Name all the android characters in the films.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:59,
	
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	 What's type of acid is the Aliens blood based on.
	What's type of acid is the Aliens blood based on.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:00,
	
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	 Gay loser acid?
	Gay loser acid?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:02,
	
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	 Yep.
	Yep.
 	
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 	CITRIC! um sulphuric I think but can't remember, I can name the androids though, Ash, Bishop, Cole.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:06,
	
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	 You're more master-bater than mastermind.
	You're more master-bater than mastermind.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:07,
	
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 	Has anyone ever jizzed on mastermind?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:07,
	
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	 Yeah
	Yeah
 	took ages to chisel the coloured pegs out afterwards
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:11,
	
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 	Cole Call
/filmpedantstrikesagain
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:10,
	
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 	Can I go back to my original subject of David Gemmell books please?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:12,
	
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	 Not today.
	Not today.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:54,
	
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	 Which scenes within the films do you see boobs
	Which scenes within the films do you see boobs
 	
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:46,
	
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 	Resurrection when you see the mong versions of ripley and that's it I think.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:48,
	
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 	although in HD you can see Ripley pube at the start of Aliens.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:48,
	
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	 Oh man, I'm watching that tonight.
	Oh man, I'm watching that tonight.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49,
	
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 	Is it bad form to say the 3rd and 4th were a bit pony?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:50,
	
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	 No, Alien and Aliens are the better films.
	No, Alien and Aliens are the better films.
 	By a country mile.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:52,
	
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	 Having just watch Alien on monday
	Having just watch Alien on monday
 	It wasn't quite as good as I remembered it being. The actual Alien looks very rubbery.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:55,
	
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	 It's a bunch of shit.
	It's a bunch of shit.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:55,
	
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 	I liked it, you pooh pooh everything.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:56,
	
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	 No I don't.
	No I don't.
 	There are loads of things I think are excellent - but shit sci-fi films that go ON AND ON FOR FUCKING EVER are quite simply shit.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:00,
	
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 	Yeah but the thing you think is most excellent is pooh poohing things lot's of other people like. I'm not saying that you secretly like the stuff you pooh pooh, rather that you get a massive knob on pooh poohing it. I still love you though Monty. pooh.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:03,
	
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	 I don't have a specialist subject
	I don't have a specialist subject 
 	So can I just have two general knowledge rounds instead?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:00,
	
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	 No, soz.
	No, soz.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:02,
	
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	 Ok, my specialist subject is pub quiz questions
	Ok, my specialist subject is pub quiz questions
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:14,
	
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	 I'd be shit
	I'd be shit
 	I know a load of random crap but it's all different stuff rather than knowing one area in detail and I'm shite at high pressure situations.
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	 Are you pizza-ing next Tuesday?
	Are you pizza-ing next Tuesday?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:03,
	
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	 The only thing I'm really an expert on
	The only thing I'm really an expert on
 	is the turbo system of a VAG 1.8t engine.
Not the sort of thing that makes rivetting television.
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	 I know the VAG transfer box is a bucket of cunt, if that helps?
	I know the VAG transfer box is a bucket of cunt, if that helps?
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:15,
	
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	 Not really, I'm 2wd
	Not really, I'm 2wd
 	
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 Kroney
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	 wise man.
	wise man.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:16,
	
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	 Pffft
	Pffft
 	Vag box
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:10,
	
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	 knowing everything, ever, apparently.
	knowing everything, ever, apparently.
 	I reckon I might struggle.
I don't think I'd be allowed most of the subjects I really do know anything about.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:14,
	
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	 You are correct about everything you'd walk it regardless of subject
	You are correct about everything you'd walk it regardless of subject
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:34,
	
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	 I heard that Badger is the only person who can give an certification in making certifications about new certifications.
	I heard that Badger is the only person who can give an certification in making certifications about new certifications. 
 	
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	 Certifiable
	Certifiable
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:19,
	
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	 jack of all trades, master of none
	jack of all trades, master of none
 	I'm a vast sea of knowledge but very shallow. 
AND I don't know a lot about any one thing in particular, lol.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:27,
	
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	 HELLO!
	HELLO!
 	I'm back, has it been shit without me?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:34,
	
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	 No. It's been infinitely better. So fuck off again.
	No. It's been infinitely better. So fuck off again. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:54,
	
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	 ahhhh you kidder you!
	ahhhh you kidder you!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:02,
	
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	 given how badly me and my team do at the pub quiz
	given how badly me and my team do at the pub quiz
 	I'm saying I'm going to be terrible.  
Specialist subject is probably early photography or something specific about science fiction, I'd have to revise, though
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:29,
	
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	 "What to eat and drink on a day like today, middle left square for $250 please carol"
	"What to eat and drink on a day like today, middle left square for $250 please carol"
 	Im saving this for tomo but I want taccos with home made gawk and home made salsa and emmingtile cheese and lettuce and lemon soaked onions and a blowjob with as little touching as possible because it's too hot.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:42,
	
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	 What in the tacos?
	What in the tacos?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:15,
	
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	 Sunderland football club 1992-present please Magnus
	Sunderland football club 1992-present please Magnus
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:18,
	
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	 Specialist subjects?
	Specialist subjects?
 	You need 4 at least (if you get through to the final)
The life & inventions of:-
Eugene Stoner
Georg Luger
Hiram Henry Maxim
John Moses Browning
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:22,
	
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	 I can guess at two so enlighten me!
	I can guess at two so enlighten me!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:24,
	
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	 All weapons inventors
	All weapons inventors
 	Eugene Stoner - the inventor of the Armalite
Georg Luger - Ronseal but also had a load of patents to his name
Hiram Henry Maxim - as above
John Moses Browning - was a freelance weapon designer, the Browning Hi Power was his (of course) but so was the Colt 1911 & a shedload more.
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	 Do you live in Hungerford by any chance?
	Do you live in Hungerford by any chance?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:51,
	
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	 Nope
	Nope
 	Coventry (actually very close by but meh)
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