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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wow, that was threadier than Sports best Geordie clothes. Gan.
I missed you all. No question. Just missed you.
Alt: did you miss me?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:11, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I missed you all. No question. Just missed you.
Alt: did you miss me?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:11, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
And everybody knows that 3 is the magic number!
49 is the answer to life etc.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)
49 is the answer to life etc.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)
Oversized is as oversized does.
Stop me if I'm getting too technical.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:24, Reply)
Stop me if I'm getting too technical.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:24, Reply)
They made me laugh as well.
It's not easy writing on a sausage with marker pen.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:25, Reply)
It's not easy writing on a sausage with marker pen.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Did your swimming lessons go well?
I tried to text you live updates from the play off final, but they couldn't be delivered.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:18, Reply)
I tried to text you live updates from the play off final, but they couldn't be delivered.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:18, Reply)
All rubber bricks were saved.
I got your updates when I got to Gatport and they were appreciated. Premiership, we're having a laugh......
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:20, Reply)
I got your updates when I got to Gatport and they were appreciated. Premiership, we're having a laugh......
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:20, Reply)
I spoke to Monty on the weekend.
I might pop up to see you both soon.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:22, Reply)
I might pop up to see you both soon.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:22, Reply)
I'll look after your missus, don't you worry
that fourteen year stretch will fly by, you'll be out after nine. Sweet eh
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:32, Reply)
that fourteen year stretch will fly by, you'll be out after nine. Sweet eh
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:32, Reply)
That's before the extra time that gets added for wanking in the showers and grooming the younger inmates.
He is the homosexual equivalent of 'Charles Bronson'.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)
He is the homosexual equivalent of 'Charles Bronson'.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)
I feel for you.
Amsterdam is well shit. Couldn't pay me to go back. I did see a van get pushed into a canal though, that was hilarious.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Amsterdam is well shit. Couldn't pay me to go back. I did see a van get pushed into a canal though, that was hilarious.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Careful of the hayfever out there, they have lots of flowers and all that pollen can fuck you up.
Make sure you take some zantaz
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
Make sure you take some zantaz
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I can't believe you would speak to me so disrespectfully.
Given everything my people are going through at the moment =(
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Given everything my people are going through at the moment =(
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Dear OT,
Can you please come and collect a "Monty Boyce" from the customer service area. He appears confused, incoherent and is beginning to smell rather ripe. Your assistance in this matter is much appreciated.
Kind regards,
/talk
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Can you please come and collect a "Monty Boyce" from the customer service area. He appears confused, incoherent and is beginning to smell rather ripe. Your assistance in this matter is much appreciated.
Kind regards,
/talk
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha
He's found another outlet for his 'cool' hip hop breakdancing 'musical' anecdotes.
I consider this a result for OT.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:00, Reply)
He's found another outlet for his 'cool' hip hop breakdancing 'musical' anecdotes.
I consider this a result for OT.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:00, Reply)
Of course, darling
even though I am many, many times jealous that you are jetting off YET AGAIN tomorrow.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)
even though I am many, many times jealous that you are jetting off YET AGAIN tomorrow.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)
That's the kind of direct no nonsense banter that keeps people coming back for more
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:58, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 18:58, Reply)
So who's coming for pizza tomorrow then eh?
I am looking forward to boring as many people as possible.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I am looking forward to boring as many people as possible.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:39, Reply)
It must be pants being as miserable (as you appear to be) all the time.
Life's about bowling round with a grin on your chops.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Life's about bowling round with a grin on your chops.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 19:59, Reply)
My life is awesome, I'm not moping around with a bad case of unrequited desire, compensating with booze and multiple pairs of sunglasses, doing a job I hate.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:03, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I don't have a job I hate.
And I'm not getting into a slanging match with you, you can dig me out as much as you want. I'm not bothered. I haven't bitten until now. People are allowed to be down when things are pants at that moment in time. I'm happy for you that your life is awesome. You just have a funny way of showing it.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)
And I'm not getting into a slanging match with you, you can dig me out as much as you want. I'm not bothered. I haven't bitten until now. People are allowed to be down when things are pants at that moment in time. I'm happy for you that your life is awesome. You just have a funny way of showing it.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)
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