I don't like all their songs, but I do like quite a few of them.
I hate it when people on my course only talk to me to see if I will help them with coursework. FFS, if they're not paying me to tutor them, why should I bother? Especially when they don't otherwise even say hello to me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Tell them to fuck off when they ask for help.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I'm not good as actually telling people to fuck off. I'll just mentally tell them to fuck off instead,
whilst politely making excuses such as "Oh I'm sorry, I'm really busy in the lead up to exams, maybe some other time."
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Just Say No!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

working on that skill.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Battered, give Stunned his login back.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

OK tell them to 'rack off' instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

ha ha ha. RACK OFF you prat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Or threaten to 'dob on them to Flathead' or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

who the fuck is Flathead?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Dob them to Vinegar Tits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Is that Mel Gibson's latest "squeeze"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Hahahaha!
She was the prison officer in Prisoner Cell Block H.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Do them a favour and you might have some people to drink with.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

yeah cos I want to spend my time with people who only want my company for help, and not cos my personality is so winning.
screw them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

You tell 'em, Poppet.
They're just USERS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

She should also beware of dirty old men trying to groom her on the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, look what happened to me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I thought you groomed him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

How very dare you!
What do you think I am, some kind of internet pervert?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

yes. Exactly that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

It doesn't seem to have won much so far.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Most people start talking to people because they want or need something
it doesn't mean they wont like you when they get to know you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

These are people who don't even bother to say first "Hey do you want to grab a coffee and talk about this?"
instead they go "Hi, I'm having problems with question 3B on the spectroscopy prac, whatdoIdohowdoIdoitwillyoudoitforme?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I did that all the time at uni, on both sides, that's how I made friends on my course.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I at least ask people out for a coffee first before I badger them over stuff I don't know how to do.
I don't ask for much. Even a "How are you?" would be nice, but I don't even get that. And it's the SAME people asking me this year as it was last year, they haven't paid me a bit of attention when they didn't need help, and it's giving me the shits.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Shit in their coffee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

SO, so tempting.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

This may be why they don't talk to you often.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

possibly because real life isn't a life-affirming romcom film
and real people are often nervous and awkward?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

since they don't know you
the only thing they have in common with you that they are aware of is your course. So of course they'll start talking to you about work. Just go with it. If, after spending some time with them, still all they ever ask you to do is help them with work, then you can definitely agree they're shitcunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

That must drive you round the twist.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Have you ever felt like this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

When strange things happen?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

That was an awesome show.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)