I hate housework.
which is why my house looks like a shitheap. I've just had to clear out my office area to make way for a new desk, which should have arrived half an hour ago.

Alt: He's talented enough, I suppose. mr b3th loves him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is this the Dynamo who's a magician?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

No, it's a quote from 'The Running Man'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Oh.
I haven't seen that movie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Well then I suggest you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Oh dear.
Have you got a public holiday this weekend?

If you have, there's your homework.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Unfortunately no.
I have intense amounts of study to do, due to my impending exams. I had my first one today. I got my warpaints out, and dressed to the nines.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

What the fuck sort of exam are you taking?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Have you really never heard a woman call her make up "warpaint"?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Yep, and whorepaint. I thought it was fairly common.
I was wondering why you needed to dress up, but you've answered that below.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

whorepaint is not something I've heard it called.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

For an exam? Good work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

S'part of my plan.
Wear clothes that make me feel good, put on a bit of make up to make me see how pretty I am in the mirror - gets me into a good frame of mind and I do better on the exams.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I'm like that.
I put on a nice miniskirt and some make up. I feel like a million Lire.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

see, I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Totally. Serious.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Talented at being a fucking twee, patronising wankstain, you mean?
EDIT you're not alking about Paul Simon are you?

As you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I don't have a blue fucking idea who he is
so this makes me feel better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I got confused due to my Simon and Garfunkel rage.
Dynamo is the fat opera-singing one in 'The Running Man'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Oh, right, then I do know who he is.
also, as you were. I didn't recognise the quote as I'm not really that "into" "film"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I prefer to call it 'cinema' ACTUALLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Who loves you and who do you love?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

No one and everyone he can't have.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Kojak?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Killian, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

DAAAMOONNNNNN
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

They have remade total recall with that Oirish prick from "In bruges" and "phonebooth"
I wonder if the three tit woman will be in it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I think Colin Farrel is alright,
plus it's got Kate Bekinsale in, and even though she's in a fuckton of shit films, she is very pretty.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I find his eyebrows quite annoying
He was excellent in "In Bruges" can't think of another decent movie of his though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

fuck me they've blocked IMDB at work.
Wasn't he in Minority report? I quite liked that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

can't remember tbh
how is IMDB blocked and B3ta not? Or are you on a proxy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Facebook and b3ta are allowed... but not imdb... stupid IT
Edit: LOVELY CLEVER IT PEOPLE
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Yes, he was in that
I quite liked him in Tigerland, and he was also good in Horrible Bosses. Also, for reasons I'm not certain of, I really liked Phone Booth.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

In Bruges is an unbelievably ace film.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

It made me not hate Colin Farrell, which is quite something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Or "Mum" as you call her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

You just hate him because he's northern.
EDIT: I was talking about Dynamo the magician.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

No such person exists or the real Dynamo would fuck his shit right up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

he does exist
he is a "red coat" taht seems to have escaped into the real world
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

*sigh*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)