Just seen a top tip from America's Home Kitchen
about how to stop eggs rolling off your work surface involving a rubber band.

FFS, they're egg-shaped. They've been designed by evolution not to roll off flat surfaces. When an egg rolls, it rolls in a circle back where it came from. Problems with eggs rolling off your worktops? MOVE THEM BACK FROM THE EDGE.

Morons.

Question: what's the most useless tip you've ever received? Tip: I'm off to bed now, but will critique your answers in about 6 hours when I'm supposed to get up. Oh god.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 1:26, 23 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Some fucking plum recently told me one about eggs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 6:19, Reply)

The cunt!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 7:50, Reply)

The most useless tip Rachael has ever recieved was her boyfriend's dick.
or something like that. In other news, YAY I PAID OF MY CREDIT CARD AND I AM OUTSIDE OF MY OVERDRAFT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR AND I WON'T BE BACK IN IT FOR A GOOD WEEK OR TWO OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.

I want to treat myself to something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:15, Reply)

I don't have an overdraft.
You're lucky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 May 2012, 8:17, Reply)

Spend more money than you have.
You'll soon have one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Urgh. I don't want to get into more debt than I'm already in.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 May 2012, 8:35, Reply)

In that case, though times may be hard.
You are the lucky one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Treat yourself to no overdraft for next month too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I think if the new iphones come out next month, I'll get one of those.
I might even be one of those people who waits outside the shop waiting for it to open, and but it off-plan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Gonz, you are an advertising executive's wet dream.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Haha, you ain't the first to say that, you won't be the last, and it's totally true.
Apple have started 'leaking' information about it, it looks like it would totally rawk. I think they might not come out next month 'cus they like to release it with the latest iOS and that isn't even in beta yet, although I'll get dev access in a couple of weeks when its out.

I'll see what they announce and when its coming out, there is talk of macbook pros that sound awesome, a major change this time....but my current one works as good as the day I got it. Maybe just the new ipad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Oh well, its people like you that keep the economy going.
Keep it up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I hardly used my overdraft facility until June last year
After I started using it they put the limit up - three times! Same with the credit card, didn't use it = very small limit, start using it regularly = mahoosive limit! I'll never understand banks.

Worst tip? Every frickin' horse my so-called 'Insider' mate gives me as a sure-fire winner. Donkeys, every single one. I don't even bet on horseracing, never have, but he still insists on giving me the 'inside scoop'.
Twat
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

The tip I've been given today is on 3/1
Hardly seems worth it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I have zero debt. Even the mortgage is cleared.
*smug*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Weren't that paid by the wifes parents?
The ones where you get pie eyed round theirs and call them cunts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

The mortgage was paid off by them yes. I got everything else cleared.
I did call my father-in-law a cunt. You have either a very good memory or a very long list of bookmarks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

DIdn't you attempt to diss me a few weeks ago because my Ma' helped me with getting my flat?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

You should really have qualified the initial statement then,'the wifes parents who I can't stand paid off 90% of my debt,to provide a solid home for their daughter and grandchild, yet I still piss my income up the wall'
this would have affected initial smugness levels
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

You only need a small mortgage on a wendy house though.
Yes, I'm making height jokes now, despite having never met you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Me too.
*mug*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

'designed by evolution'?
Get out of here, fundy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

psst, there is a new thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)