anyone who can't spell (apart from gonz)
oh wait....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

so nobody? my spelling is damn near immaculate thanks to opera's spell checker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

fucken right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

if only more pricks could follow your example, quentin
there are certain words that reeeeeally irritate me, because people get them wrong all the time. it's ignorant. i think the worst 3 are:

definite ("definate" makes my skin crawl)
separate ("seperate" makes me want to punch someone)

and most incomprensible of all:

business (don't get me started on "busyness" or "buisness" or other fucktard retardation)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Or
"in regards to...."

Fuckwits.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

or "mind due" instead of "mind you"
wankers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i don't like it when people don't use capitals.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

OK
London
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

if you wrote the rules, you get to break them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

e.e. cummings lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

pffft
cum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

           i
       don't
     mind it so
 much when he
       does it
         o
         d
         d
         l
         y
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Or
Fropper Cloth
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

or 'scuse me' instead of 'excuse me please'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I've never seen that one before
How odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

"Would of" is one that really annoys me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

The one I hate is 'yourself' instead of 'you'.
Was it yourself I was speaking to yesterday?
I'll get that in the post to yourself straight away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Fuck yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

We've had letters home from little tangle's headteacher
With shocking misuse of reflexive pronouns in them.
Ok, fair enough you've got the thick front office staff to write the letter for you, but if you are going to sign it you should at least read it first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I just hate everyone who speaks
and those who don't
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

My boss has started to use the phrase "egress to"
which winds me up no end. "egress" means "a place or means of going". Going. You egress *from*, not to.
( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

he needs to read a few leases
"access to and egress from"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

You use egress but not ingress?
Huh.
( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

'tis a shit DB, that's why

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

WTF?
I thought that was in relation to a bird?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)