Bore da frindiau. Pwy y ti?
Alt: why does everyone on the leveson inquiry talk... So... Fucking... Slowly...? It... Really... Irritates...me.

Alt alt: I'm gardening today, any tips on what I'm meant to do?

change of plans: off to fly kites in Bristol instead.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:56, 86 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

because they are thinking about what they say as they know how quotes can be misinterpreted
altalt: DYAAKY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I have no fucking idea what that says
Alt: I'd guess because they have to be careful, so are taking their time with what they say, so they can't have what they say used against them.

Alt Alt: Make like a tree.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

good morning frindau, who are you? i think his welsh needs some work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

his enormous gut needs work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Good morning friend, what's your name? My welsh is shite

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

your english isn't up to much neither

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Me English ok

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

you english bad, me english best

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

got a day off bobby?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

RAPE lol

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

5am hahaha barry rape kitchen floor couch 5am day off LOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Four months off Q. No more uni until September. How do you know how many people are ignoring you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

because monty raped me on his kitchen floor at 5am on his day off hahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

There were grapes in the free fruit delivery today
but they make my teeth feel dry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

g free fruit delivery kitchen floor
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Our fruitbox had what a crude google search for 'exotic orange fruit thing layer of flesh large stones' seems to tell me are 'persimmons'. Am I completely uncouth for never having seen or even heard of this fruit before?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

They also build shite houses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Brick ones?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Yes
Made out of fruits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

If it has got a stone in it I don't think it is a persimmon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

*psst*
It's a peach
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Stupid scarpe.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

It had more than one stone. Or massive pips (fnar, massive pips...)
Fucked if I know what it was then.

Stupid scarpe.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Criw da bore i chi am gwrywgydwyr
They are all speaking in Braille.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

the welsh word for homosexuals is CRAZY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

The welsh word for Microwave is Poppity-ping

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I really hope this is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

it's micro-don
psychochomp is a fucking LIAR
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

It's a slang word, but it's real.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

prove it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Hello, I'm a welsh man psychochomp has grabbed out of a meeting
I've been told that I have to confirm that popity ping means microwave to you before I can go back in and get my phone.
I can confirm this.

Daffid
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Well I'm convinced.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

this is proof enough for me, sorry i doubted you PC

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Excellent work.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

no fucken way

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

+uphill.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

wear gloves or you will muller your manicure
there is a massive hawk-shaped kite that they fly around london to frighten birds. i had a ridiculous argument with a colleague who thought it was real. what kind of fucking bird flies upright and vertically, up and down, up and down?

even the pigeons weren't fooled.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

they should have made a Kite shaped kite really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

gash
a gash shaped kite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Better than a kite shaped gash

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Or
a kite-shaped gash, perhaps.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

F
ucksox
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

In your own time Phudders

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

this threadis shit, mine was better
you've ruined it all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Your thread was shit, I didn't even post in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

there there. you're better than lots of people, NA

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

name one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

anyone who can't spell (apart from gonz)
oh wait....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

so nobody? my spelling is damn near immaculate thanks to opera's spell checker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

fucken right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

if only more pricks could follow your example, quentin
there are certain words that reeeeeally irritate me, because people get them wrong all the time. it's ignorant. i think the worst 3 are:

definite ("definate" makes my skin crawl)
separate ("seperate" makes me want to punch someone)

and most incomprensible of all:

business (don't get me started on "busyness" or "buisness" or other fucktard retardation)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Or
"in regards to...."

Fuckwits.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

or "mind due" instead of "mind you"
wankers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i don't like it when people don't use capitals.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

OK
London
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

if you wrote the rules, you get to break them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

e.e. cummings lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

pffft
cum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

           i
       don't
     mind it so
 much when he
       does it
         o
         d
         d
         l
         y
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Or
Fropper Cloth
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

or 'scuse me' instead of 'excuse me please'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I've never seen that one before
How odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

"Would of" is one that really annoys me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

The one I hate is 'yourself' instead of 'you'.
Was it yourself I was speaking to yesterday?
I'll get that in the post to yourself straight away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Fuck yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

We've had letters home from little tangle's headteacher
With shocking misuse of reflexive pronouns in them.
Ok, fair enough you've got the thick front office staff to write the letter for you, but if you are going to sign it you should at least read it first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I just hate everyone who speaks
and those who don't
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

My boss has started to use the phrase "egress to"
which winds me up no end. "egress" means "a place or means of going". Going. You egress *from*, not to.
( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

he needs to read a few leases
"access to and egress from"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

You use egress but not ingress?
Huh.
( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

'tis a shit DB, that's why

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

WTF?
I thought that was in relation to a bird?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Mor
Ning!

Alt alt: I trust 'DYAAKY' has already been suggested?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Morning b3th
I have been puked on today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Excellent. No more than you deserve.
Fellating tramps again?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)

That's
why his breath smells of cheese.

I wondered what it was.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

My fetid cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Wouldn't
it be your Fetaed cock?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Very good indeed sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Not today, no
Son decided to puke up blackcurrant juice all over me at 6am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Mine did a poo on the floor yesterday
she was very proud of herself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

+ OAK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

THAT'S THE OAK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Acorny joke

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

It's knot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Leaf the internet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

but he has his roots here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I'm branching out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Yew must be kidding

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I willownly stop once everyone else has

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

They grow up so fast.
Seems like yesterday she was born, now she's a drunk Glaswegian.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

hahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Why were you feeding him blackcurrant juice at 6am?
Also, my sympathies. That stuff is rank the second time around. And it stains.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

He wanted a drink and he drinks diluted juice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)