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It's ok everyone I'm here.It's hot eh? Hot hot hot, but there's hail forecast in the south east today. Global warming??1?!?
Scary toy of the day www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots-Wenlock-Policeman-Figurine/dp/B005HP1UHK/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t some of the comments are slightly ammusing but not veet hair removal style lols.
What's for lunch? I had spiced lamb meatballs in pitta with onions salad and peppers. Nomz
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I've just seen that blokes face after it got eatenhis modelling days are behind him
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:19,
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Is there much call for homeless models in the world? If not why not.
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hackney fashionistas in many ways resemble the homelesskeepin it for reel or some shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:22,
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i hope he's seen sense and stopped wearing carrot skinny jegging thingshow future generations will die a death when looking back on themselves
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27,
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where did you see that? i think someone posted it on talk yesterday but i'm not sure(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Google image search Ronald Poppoit nasty though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28,
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yeah it is the opne from yesterday, it looks more like the back of his headwhere's his eyes and that?
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yeah but he doesn't seem to have a mouth or nose eitheryou'd think if someone ate your face there would be teeth and that
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The guy who did it appears to be Theo Walcott(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:02,
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Wenlock = cunt.Olympics = shite.
That is all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:25,
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I didn't hear anything about that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37,
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Really?Got any more details?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41,
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The pizza was goodhowever I should not have drunk a litre of sangria on the bus on the way down, I should not have allowed Battered to convince me that 'turbo Pimms' was a good idea, and I should not have polished off the best part of a bottle of red at Montys.
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Turbo Pimms is a good idea.You didn't need a lot of convincing either.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42,
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IIRC you said something along the lines of 'that sounds great, I want to try one of those'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:51,
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I can't go spoiling my aura of general mystery by actually turning up to anythingmy amazing levels of awesomeness would be too intimidating
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36,
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You can go to pizza express any time eh Rory, plus you get vouchers for it.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
i saw someone thank someone else for a pizza express voucher on facebook yesterdaywtf like they couldn't have just ogt the vouchers themselves the stupid cunts
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You can only get the Orange wednesday ones if you're on OrangeMaybe it was that one?
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nananana-naranja, spaghetti and meatballs, I like your banana(to the tune of la bamba)
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i wouldn't have to put up with drunk pricks bringing their retro Etch A Sketchs to impress other wankers by drawing cocks and their screen names and shit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41,
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oh god and wearing balloons and saying cunt every minute cos that's edgy and cool on the internet so it must be in real life too(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43,
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Or was it this post?Either way, keep up the good work.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12,
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Rory is a misunderstood genius(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22,
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and confiding their childhood stories of made up abuse (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:45,
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This post has tipped me from indifference into genuine admiration of you.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12,
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I'm glad you're here, to bring light to my online world.Vegi gratin, vegi sausages and chips. In honour of National Vegitarian week being over.
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I like gratin, but I thought it was vegi by default. I suppose you could put bacon in it or something.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Doesn't it just mean stick some grated cheese and breadcrumbs on top?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:32,
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Yeah something like that.Who knows what I'm thinking I've had to close the windows so now it's 28.5C in my office.
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A gratin is something topped with something crunchy/crispy, such as potatoes or breadcrumbs.Rory tops his with his day old jizz, scraped from his sock.
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I quite like Wenlock and Mandeville - but not enough that I'd buy a figurine of them.I, for one, can't bloody wait for the Olympics. The greatest sporting event in the world in our back garden? Brilliant. Brill-i-fucking-ant!
Lunch: Something tasty involving chicken. The World (Waitrose) is my Oyster (Sandwich).
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33,
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Get a whole cooked chicken, stick a fork in it and eat it like a lolly.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This would be brilliant if they had a hot counter.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35,
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My mate Stu was in the Navy and they would do "chicken on a fist"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44,
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Totes making pure thc brownies right now. Just made a ghee for the first time .(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35,
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I don't like eating weed. Lasts too long and you can't control it.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Not done it for yonks, shits and giggles. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:54,
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Went out for lunch to the Square Pie in Spitalfields Markethad chicken leek and ham pie with mash and beans.
Given I could barely stay awake this morning I don't hold out much hope for this afternoon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:01,
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I am full now. There did seem to be a lot of restaurants there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07,
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Greggs "finest" for meToo much other stuff to do and no time to get owt decent. I have now picked which ring to buy Mrs Cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07,
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Yeah, 7 of themOne for each finger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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wait the fuck a second there guyshow come my spot picture got pp'd but rory's much funnier reply above it didn't? wtf?
this is clearly some sort of rory bullying going on
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Perhaps Rory doesn't click his own posts(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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hahahaha!His answer was just WINNA or something though, wasn't it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22,
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no the one before mine about spot being raped that inspired my picture :((, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
hey man i'm gonna click this post just so you know what it's like to be pp'dalso i just discovered quick reply OMG its so cool!
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I'm never popular Quentin, but don't really feel the need to be either.a pound goes to everyone who clicks this
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27,
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why didn't anybody mention it to me before then?shouldn't it be default?
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Totally, you wouldn't believe the other stuff I haven't told him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:35,
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Did you know that if you click ________ and then click _______the the whole _____ goes _____!!! LOL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37,
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+Naked_Ape+Ignore
+site
+much better
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38,
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And that gets a click from sportscow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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Did you know that if you click I like this on one of naked ape's posts and then click close window
the the whole site goes to shit !!! LOL (but don't worry, no-one ever has)
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Alt+. (full stop) — cycle through threads
Alt+, (comma) — cycle back through threads
Alt+/ — jump to your new post
Alt+; — jump to the parent post
Alt+' — cycle through new posts
Alt+] — cycle through your own posts
Alt+[ — cycle back through your own posts
Alt+# — undo last jump
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Doesn't it do quick reply automnatica;lly?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28,
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SHIT QUENTIN!Why did no one mention this before?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37,
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You're much better than Nakers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39,
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I had egg fried rice with chinese five spiced pork bellyie last nights leftovers.
The Olympic mascots are shit, all mascots are shit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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What about World Cup Willy?That was a good mascot.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22,
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A gigantic golden cock with a flag of St. George tattooed on it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25,
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So good a mascot for England, that they won the World Cup.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25,
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What do mushrooms have to do with this?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38,
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Tina Turnerszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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You must be lying about not being a lolfatty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24,
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Well it was all I could make with waht was in the cupboards and fridge last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27,
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