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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Somebody needs to hold an intervention for Sean Bean
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4347646/Sean-Beans-not-looking-so-Sharpe.html

(Sorry for it being The Sun)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:08, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
What the fuck is wrong with looking a bit rough and buying beer.
I mean carling is shit, but he is northern.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
It was pretty much the state of the bandage, rather than anything else that made me think 'Yup, that man has a problem'
It's OK to look a bit rough after a night out, but he clearly hasn't washed or cleaned himself for days.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Voice of experience right here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
It's alright being a pisscan hollywood actor who's obviously been drink driving in a tracksuit
but I draw the line of forgiveness at having bought gay carling pisswater
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
True enough. He's not a proper alkie yet.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I don't mind trampjuice, only if it's been chilled first though, there I've said it, there's no going back

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Carling tastes like shite
It is only acceptable to drink at a festival
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
That's right, if you are going to drink shite lager
It makes sense to be paying way over the odds for it and to have to drink it out of a shit plastic cup.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
As opposed to nothing was the point I was making here tangles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
You make a convincing argument, sporto
Nothing is not really an option.
My advice is to stay away from corporate festivals.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I take this advice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

His house also looks fucking shit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
You should get a tattoo of his face on your buttock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Where has Sean Bean?
Up Bobby's shitpipe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Cor it's Phil Spencer!!
I only see a brick wall, but Phil sees so much more than that
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Phil andthunder cunt see the secrect symblols that let fellow gayers no that there be bumming inside

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I would have expected him to live in a big swanky mansion, that little piece of wall looks like a povvo house.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Could be his garage or outhouse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Primrose Hill is known for it's poor quality accomodation

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
He's Belsize Park, any kind of house round there'll be 3 million plus
STINKING POVVO
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I bet he has laminate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
First carling and now this :(
he'll have to sign up for another series of sharpe at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Sharpe's Pension.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Our Aveline will get her share too though, remember

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I liked sharpe when i was little, sometimes there were boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Liz Hurley boobs in one episode.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
If Sean Bean went round your flat he'd die of embarrassment when he'd see your polished oak flooring

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
only cos he had to sell his to buy carling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
i met an extremely nice and lush surveyor last night who lives in belsize park
part of me thinks mmm, nice guy, hot, nice house. part of me thinks, hmmmmm, surveyors are generally dim hugos.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Unless someone's beneficially dead he aint gonna have a house round there on surveyors wages

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
family money, innit
he was practically sneezing it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Man, I hope that's catching

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
He's prime target acquisition then ent he
better than some loud mouthed tosser in a pink shirt who slopes off to his bedsit in Leyton after his night of braggadocio
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
"so what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels"
best question Louis Theroux ever asked
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Wasn't that Mrs Merton?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
you appear to be correct

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I'm not proud of that.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Whereas he is thinking today 'what on earth was that I met last night? Some sort of lawyer? Pissed on vodka and only interested in my bank balance? Not going out there again'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
it was a client event and i was totally sober, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Wait, so they're having a go at a 53 year old man
for not looking as good as he did 20 years ago?

Seems reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
He did have his head cut off recently too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
He got shot with multiple arrows as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Looks pretty good, considering

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Don't forget the time trampling cows pushed him off a cliff

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
and getting blown up by Pierce Brosnan, twice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
And when Michael Douglas buried him

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I DID NO SUCH THING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
IT WAS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WHAT DID IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
It'll teach him to buy Carling, the cheap cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I don't think that's quite what they are doing.
It's not particularly fair to do what they are doing anyway though.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
They included a picture of him playing Sharpe
which was what, '94 or so?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
take shot of celebrity looking rough/blinking as they leave a club etc
extrapolate into "alcohol hell"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Yeah, that's what they are doing.
Although, as you jokingly implied, the voice of experience in me suggests they are probably on to something.

Not that that makes it fair to splash it all over the papers.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I saw him in the pub a coule of years ago and he looked rough then
not ina shambling alcoholic kind of way, just weather beaten. he has that sort of face.¬
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
You saw him a pub. Proof right there. The dirty drunk...
But as I said, it really was the bandage more than anything else that made me think 'oh dear'.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
It looks like his little finger is missing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Swapped it for a bottle of vodka, I'd say.
Did you never wonder why my typing was so bad?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

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