Work christmas parties are HELL.
It seems I always get collared by one person who moans that you're not paying them enough and wants to know why someone else got the promotion they felt they deserved themselves.

Then there's the contrived & forced 'joviality' among a bunch of people who dislike each other for the rest of the year, those who moan they've not allowed to bring their partner (even when the company is picking up the tab) and the sight of the sad mid 50's salesman with a comb over who spends the whole evening drinking bottled ale and tries to fuck any reasonably attractive woman under 40.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ugh. Foul.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Our Christmas party is epic, free food, free booze nice people
Maybe you should try not working with twats
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Your colleagues don't enjoy it so much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

It's Battered's colleagues I feel sorry for.
they have to watch him drinking bottled ale and trying to fuck any reasonable woman under 40.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I only hope he doesn't get violent when they spurn his advances.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Kneecappings are pretty nasty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I heard he gets quite hitty if they spurn his advances by flashing strobe lights at him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)

h f
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)

If you haven't watched game of thrones yet, you fucking should.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Such a pointless request.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I think he'd enjoy it,
based roughly on the war of the roses so he might pretend it's historical.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Google describes it as Medieval Fantasy
For that reason, plus the fact that seems quite popular with the more nerdy members of this board, I'm out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

lots of tits

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I wouldn't say all the nerds on here were tits.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

some are twats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)

generally
the nerdier the nerd, the more of a cunt they are. i think it might have something to do with too much time spent pretending to be an invincible hero and getting all the chicks, so that they think they are capable of this in real life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Emilia Clarke always gets her boobs out.
She's awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I don't have a lot of spare time, Chompy
I'll wait until someone has compiled them into a more easily digestible form on the internet and then I won't have to sit through the whole programme.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I can't fucking stand lord of the rings, but Game Of Thrones is the best telly series I've ever seen ever.
no exasoration
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I OFFERED TO FUCK YOU AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE COMMON MANNERS TO SAY THANK YOU

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)

common and manners in the same sentence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I bet _she's_ on Al's linkedin. Bitch.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)