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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've finished my second satsuma

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
They have fruit in Wales? Wow.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)
H from Steps is one.
Today's /OT has apparently been brought to you by the letters 'H' and 'from Steps'.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I wonder how much juice I can get from orange-related puns?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
more than the juice you get from the ladies

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Probabaly more than the success you've had with ladies.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
wait did someone delete something?
i replied here and its gone :(

it was a really good pun about a man, darlin'
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I was going to mention the ladies
but I appear to have been 'pipped' at the post here!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'm a bit 'pithed' off about it, too!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I might 'a-peel' to the mods!!!111!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
You'd be better off killing yourself.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
he could commit satsumicide!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I don't think this is what he had in mind when he started his pun thread

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
it's alright, i'm sure he's sorry-ento!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
you couldn't be further from the truth

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
he's had sex loads of times

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
WITH HIS HAND !!!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
and a pint glass filled with mince and and an egg

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
^ worryingly specific

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
WHy does he need the egg?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
eggy lube

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
No fucking idea.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I posted this before, but it bares repeating.
He's had so much sex I heard even that old guy with the helicopter and the readers wives model for a wife was jealous.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
He's probably swimming the channel as we speak, the old cunt.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I wish I knew who you were on about.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
We are talking about you.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
No idea who, like.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
His name is/was Captain Hood-Butter
and he was the worst poster in B3ta history
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
How so?
Freefayre was pretty bad.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
But Freefair was only 14 and thus had an excuse as to not having got his knob wet.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
this sounds personal :(

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
The Luggages virginity is one of the most personal things about him.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
wtf is the luggage? i thought we were on about quinten

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Who else has started ignoring you?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Or is it someone has stopped ignoring you?
I can't remember what your magic number was.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
it's fluctuating

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i dunno some pricks on links
but someone on talk just took me off ignore, with sexy results
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Did you immediatly post a nude photo of you and your mrs?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i have no nude photos of her
but loads of me if you like, they're about as tasteful as a teaspoon of harry monk
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
you mean you had a wank when you found out?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
i tried to rub out a second but my heart wasn't in it

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I have a whole o-range of different puns!!!!!!!!!111!

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
you did delete didn't you?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
you've got a real zest for this

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I'm tired from all these puns,
I think I'd better sit-rus down!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Chill out, it's no skin off your nose

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I am a bit chilly actually,
due to the inclement-ine weather!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This Seville-ere weather is awful

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I can't marmalade my cock up your mum's arse.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Paddington gave the man one of his hard stares, and put down his toast

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
That's why she was called Mrs Brown?

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I love this joke so much.

(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)

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