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Bad, and very very dull
Much like this place tends to be some days, more so recently. We don't attract any noobs, because they're instantly frightened away, the older ones are falling in number, as people either can't come on here, or are just not interested anymore.
I'm not necessarily advocating a return to hugz and cakes, but this sniping is just getting boring now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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this place needs hugz and cake, sniping alone is dull
this place needs snoping, hugz and cake alone are dull.
all about the balance.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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Just come out and say it mate
It's no fun when I'm not around
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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you're not dead :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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this is sadly true. :(
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Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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I was never really alive
If a sockpuppet falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:33,
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Not much, I think.
Who the hell is Quint by the way? Also, how you doing, you massive quender?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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quint with the icon is bob
i'm quinten
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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Not bad cheers mate, not sleeping much
Yourself?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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Carrying on.
Need to figure out how to sort out getting a £400 suit back from the tailor's to mine using public transport and not getting mugged. Joy.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51,
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buy a fucking car
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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Only £400? Povvo.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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Wear it and carry your cheap clothes?
Nobody's going to mug you for the clothes off your body.
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berk, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:05,
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maybe they want the Body underneath the suit?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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The wooden chest and the hundreds and hundreds of little legs?
/nerd-joke
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Good idea
No-one wearing expensive clothes is a viable mugging target
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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this is sadly true. :(
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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he's the fishwife we all love to give a good beating
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:29,
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Just for that
The first round is on you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:50,
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Already was mate.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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Well that was disappointingly easy
I was hoping for a spot of back-and-forth banter and oneupmanship culminating in you promising to dance around whichever pub we end up in singing the Chicken Tonight song
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Welcome back sugar tits.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:38,
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Bob?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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yup, how goes it broseph?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51,
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OK
What have I missed?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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Well tensions are high, CQ is a cunts hair away from a bertdown. Quentin is a tedious sock puppet cunt but quite funny on occasion. Battered is still pompous for no reason, Monty is still skint and all woe is me, Gonz has an ace new job which he was late for today, BGB is back which is shit, Barry is a whirlwind of hormones and emotions which has been thoroughly entertaining and Rswipe has been her cutting self. Apart from that business as usual. What's new your end?
Oh and I have four months off.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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Well tensions are high, CQ is a cunts hair away from a bertdown. Quentin is a tedious sock puppet cunt but quite funny on occasion. Battered is still pompous for no reason, Monty is still skint and all woe is me, Gonz has an ace new job which he was late for today, BGB is back which is shit, Barry is a whirlwind of hormones and emotions which has been thoroughly entertaining and Rswipe has been her cutting self. Apart from that business as usual. What's new your end?
Oh and I have four months off.fuck all
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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And Chompy is still a prick.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:06,
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That's disappointing
I was hoping that by now there'd have been at least one revolution and a few beheadings
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:12,
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Fuck all as usual.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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i like you, AA
you tell it like it is
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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I know, I feel it's one of my better qualities
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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no need for that, you seem tense
when was the last time you got lucky?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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Last night, thanks for asking
I also can't help be amused that the person who just post deleted is calling me childish
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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Every time I refresh
this exchange is the gift that keeps on giving
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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yeah cos deleting a dead end post is really childish, you moaning prick
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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Hahahahah. Nice edit.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:27,
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WAAA WAAA WAAA
That's how this is sounding to me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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again with the accusations of moaning, when you're the one who moans persistently complaining about others
contributes fuck all and thinks he has some say in how the rest of the board operates
fuck you you mumless prick
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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I have an opinion, yes
I don't think I have any more of a say on how this board operates than you do grasp on reality.
I contribute plenty, I discuss, I meet people at bashes, I stay friends with many of them afterwards. Others think I'm a cunt, but ah well.
Just because I don't always have the time/dole money to be on here 24/7, doesn't mean I don't contribute.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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oh shut the fuck up moaning you whiney prick girl
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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Not moaning, simply responding.
Sorry to break it to you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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try to break the mood by telling a joke now, you're good at this
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:48,
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Happily
An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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:(
is that the only joke you know?
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=octopus+pajamas
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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Not my only joke, but certainly one of my favourite
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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hopefully this will make you like me
An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:00,
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I for one
in Roman Numerals
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Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:04,
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The only thing that could possibly make me like you is for you to admit which long time poster you actually are, before riding off into the sunset
That might work.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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NO YOUN AR!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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maybe that rob manuel should go on one of them documentaries again to get some publicity
attract new users, like
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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As long as they're better than your shit sockpuppet.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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