Morning all
My weekend went from great to not great.
Started in France with cheese and wine and a beach.
Ended in the Midlands with rain, lost car keys and a minor bump with another car.
And now I'm back at work.
What did I miss last week? Who has flounced? Who has returned? Who has been revealed as a sock puppet?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:24, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Ow yiss.
CQ to all three.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Who upset him?
And who was his sock? One of the funny ones or one of the shit ones?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

He upset me, the fucking prick.
He wasn't really a sock, I made that up.

He was one of the shit ones though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I'm no good at working out when people are sockpuppets.
too trusting y'see?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Do you want to see some puppies?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Hi
My name is Mbuku Djawanki and I am contacting you from the office of public works here in Nigeria.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Does this smell like rohypnol to you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

you're all shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Can I borrow your bank card please?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

oh click.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

He posted on FB that he needed to get away from B3ta as it wasn't doing him any good. The emo twat.
He then deleted people from FB.

Quite a passive aggressive flounce tbh. No posting of porn or slagging people off. 2/10.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

He wasn't doing B3ta any good either.
It was very funny that he flounced in a reply to his own 'favourite flounces' thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

oh dear. didn't see that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

The flounces always happen when I'm on holiday.
I think people struggle to cope without me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I certainly do.
or something along those lines.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Aw I knew you loved me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

no. I'm just being nice.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I hadn't noticed that. Anyway, one less pinko commie on here is a good thing.
He might be lurking, if so; bye bye, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Happy Birthday for yesterday
did you get that library chair you needed?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

library high
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

don't tell me you're an infantile.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Hi. I'm b3th. Have we met?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

don't think so.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I'm incredibly infantile.
You know, for an old lady.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)

as long as you don't poop your pants and expect mr b3th to change your nappies...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Give it a couple of years, it'll be the other way round.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks. I received some excellent gifts. Shame that I couldn't get extremely drunk as I have to work today, however I will make up for this when we're out on the 23rd.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Excellent. Stellas all round.
Is Jeff coming up for that?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I believe so. He sent me a text saying the train was cheap and he was looking at hotels to book.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

He can stay at mine. The Mrs is out of town.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

That sounds exceptionally dangerous.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I can confirm this.
But then his other option is staying at mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Oh fucking hell. Talk about 'being caught between a rock and a hard place'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I feel desperately sorry for the poor man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)

tella handie
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

+ Hand

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

SHANDY is the spelling.
I'd know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

And how would you pluralise that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

And in the plural?
Spacker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

He's only allowed one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

+ half.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

What a massive bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

It's not true b3th.
I am well manly and everything.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Yeah, I've met you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I really didn't think you were that dim, Boyce.
I'd take a break from here if I were you.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)