New thread wankers!
Who's missed me the most? I want to see how much by how far apart you hold your hands.

Alt! Who likes glamping?
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:47, 127 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

OMG!
It is the real BGB!

*waves*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)

*tsunamis*

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Always one better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)

It's my competative streak.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Good to have you back Miss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Fanku!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Do you enter competations?
or competitions?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I'm back after a long period of absence and all you can do is pull me up on my spelling?

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I'm an internet autist
don't try and change me, baby.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)

What the fuck is Glamping?
I would have missed you but I see you on Facebook everyday
( Peej, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Glamarous camping.
All the cool kids are doing it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Nah
Camping should be about excessive drinking, burning shit and passing out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Camping isn't supposed to be glamorous
Its supposed to be filthy and uncomfortable.
( Peej, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Not when you're old it isn't.
It was a bit muddy and slightly uncomfortable if that's any help.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

you're not the expert here on filthy and uncomfortable

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I've had more cocks than you've had hot dinners young man
Don't talk to me about filthy and uncomfortable
( Peej, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

More cocks than John Wayne's rifle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

thank you for complimenting me on my weight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I like giant magnetoresistance.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

playing hard to get with supervillains eh?
you big cock tease
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

i don't know who you are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

That's ok.
I don't care.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

must be the anti-depressants, they take the edge off everything
you'll never feel love or hate again :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I noes.
I'm just a husk of a woman.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Better than Q
He is the musk of a woman
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

you're the rusk of a seaman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

BISCUIT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

So where were you yesterday
Everyone decided you are CQ but I think you are Al
( Peej, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

yesterday i was off with lady Q, we spent the night at the country hotel of the wedding we went to on sunday
we had a lovely relaxing day together.

i'm not CQ or al, CQ's lost it and i don't even know who the fuck al is
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Maybe it's both.
Or more than that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

;)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Right back atcha, scamp.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

He can't be Al.
I was with Al all weekend and he didn't call me a fuckin prick once.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

shurrup you fucken prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

THIS
is fucking brilliant!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Yesterday's news sunshine.
I have two cats and already have plans to make them into B52s.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I was off yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Will you keep them in your love shack?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I was going to say I'd posted that on FB last week
but I posted it on a specific person's wall so I forgive you for not seeing it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I'm lolling heartily

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I've missed you loads, lovely!
Hope you are well :D

Alt: I've never done it, but as I enjoy the social part of camping, and being comfortable doing so, I think I'd enjoy it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I am wellish.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Cavy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

+it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Aw Quintin.
Be nice to the saddo.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i dunno how

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Pretend I'm your mother.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

*digs up*
*bums*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

WHERES MY DINNER YOU LAZY DAGO CUNT?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

MAMA MIA!!
*wrings hands*
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Here we go again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)

my arms are so far apart that i can open the front and back door!
Never been.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Ha! winna!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

im going to be honest, i can't imagine you glamping

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Why?
It's fun and middle class.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)

naw it's for playboy bunnies hiltons

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)

If you're in Battered's house, that isn't that impressive.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Surely it is impressive
Is Sleepy out?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Battered, at home
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Wait...
You can see what I'm doing with my hands?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, we all can, you filthy beast.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I was just checking them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

For 10 minutes?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

You've got to be sure about these things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Twice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

And your tongue.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

*shakes fist*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I bet you do, you fucking pervert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)

You love it, you slag.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

That I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

*waggles*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

*woggles*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

*wiggles*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

*kills with hammers*
Fucking paedo Aussie cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Beegeeeb!!!!
How's tricks lovely lady?

When I was a glimmer in chains the family used to go Eurocamp and Canvas Holidays in France, that was better than pitching your own tent if you know what I mean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Tricky!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

*holds thumb and forefinger about a milimetre apart*
About that much. If I went around the world the other way.

Alt: I freakin' love camping. I find glamping and people that glamp untrustworthy. For a start, 'glamping' sounds like a sex act that could end in death and an embarassing story in the papers.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

It was only a slight glamp.
My tent leaked and I was woken up all night by low flying aircraft.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

*euphamismlols*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I was a bit nervous about googling it at work

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

If I tell you I glamped in a yurt it would sound even worse.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Sounds painful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Getting my wellies off was the worst.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I'll get your wellies off in a minute luv

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

*does Sid James laugh*

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Where you been?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Download festival.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Before then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I've been here all along........lurking!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)

You double crossin' double crosser you!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Ha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Is it true that you have got all the other people who no longer post locked in your cellar?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Not so much locked as buried.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I'm posting from there now
Wifi FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)

But you volunteered for the Fritzl treatment, didn't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)

It looked so comfy and the rapings are frequent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1639928
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

yeah baby!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

fucks sake
the radio dj on just now has admitted he doesn't know how planes fly, or how timezones work

fucks sake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Magic string and fairy dust

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

don't be stupid, any fule no its magnets

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I see
Greenwich has a really big magnet underneath it, yes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

According to the bit of string between my fingertips,
I miss you by one fathom and four inches. Hope that's enough.

I have a chum on the Llyn peninsular who is trying to get permission to have a yurt installed on his land, just for glamping.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Why would he need permission?
It's a temporary structure.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Converting a couple of outhouses to kitchen area and a bog.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I need to convince my dad to buy a motor home so I can go to festivals in even more comfort.
I can't see it happening though : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Rent one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Too expensive.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Festivals on holiday camps are where the smart money goes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Just buy enough beer/drugs to not give a shit about sleeping in a tent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)

You didn't see the queues for the toilets.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

This is true
I just pissed next to the tent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Filthy urchin.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)

There was a convenient fence to piss against

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Poor old Flash'arry.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

next to the tent my pants
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)

meh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Off to the gym to undo all the evil I inflicted on my body at the weekend.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Drink about 220,000 pints of water over the next week too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Glamping? GLAMPING!
There'll be no fucking bunting in MY pretentious expensive canvas tent.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Or skylarks, pippets and yellowhammers, I'll be bound.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)

You killed the thread with an ornithology joke :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

START A NEW THREAD!
QUEEEEEEK!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Soz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Alright mate?
Me. I also have v long arms and thus win on the 'hands apart' test anyway.

Alt: fuck off for two reasons:

1. In 'my day' I was content to go away for three or four days without so much a toothbrush and would kip under people's lorries in the unlikely event of sleep. Hardcore festivalling, nigga.
2. I dislike spasticated portmanteau words like 'glamping' almost as much as I dislike NakedApe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)