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The Queen is popping round for a visit todayWhat 'hilarious' phrase would you put on a placard to try and get spotted in the background of a local news report on her visit?
Alt: Which Royal would you like to swap places with for the inevitable Channel 5 reality life swap show type thing?
Altalt: Why is Red Dwarf the best thing ever? Does anything else even come close?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Even when "home from work he goes?"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:34,
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Nah then he is just grumpie, sleepie, sneezie, wankie, stinkie, etc
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Play "It's A Kind Of Magic"Alt:
William. Spend the day sticking it up Kate. Get Pippa round then fuck off home in the helicopter
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I blame the smeg for coming close
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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umm how about a placard that says 'i'm crowning'?alt umm i'd swap with will so i could fly helicopters and spit in kate middletons face while she comes, then i'd do harry's girlfriend and make him watch so he knows who the boss is
altalt i saw a minute or two of the pilot a few weeks back, looks like it could be good, when does the series start?
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Is Corby as shit as it sounds ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:01,
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I'm going with a resounding yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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No wait a second it's twinned with Shijiazhuang which is is the capital and largest city of North China's Hebei province(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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Oh, now that changes EVERYTHINGThey had an ice-rink in the middle of the "town centre" plaza. Get this.....made out of plastic! No ice! It was like magic, I tell you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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The council offices are GRIM(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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Fuck Off The QueenHarry
Red Dwarf has its moments despite what Monty says. Marooned is a spectacular bit of British comedy. On the whole however it is utter shite and should have been cancelled after Season 3
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Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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Series 4, I think you'll findOtherwise we never would have had White Hole
*awaits predictable bum jokes*
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I thought that was Carly Simon?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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When I see him cryIt makes me smile
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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*psst*That was the only song I knew
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:08,
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The Charlatan's follow up........(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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"Stop getting McCartney to close your concerts, he was shit before his voice went"Alt: Blue
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"MY NAME IS MICHAEL FAGAN"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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Me tooI have roasted vegetables and nothing to have with them. Lunch fail.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:17,
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I'm reduced to snacking on fruitFRUIT, Sporters. What about my human rights? Fucking diet
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The end of my desk is the end of the row and unlike the end of other rows has nothing on it normallyThis means it is the place that birthday/back from holiday treats are left.
Today I can graze on Krispy Kremes, fudge or a Kendal Mint Cake selection.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:28,
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I'm off to Sainsburys for some pitta breads and hummous I thinkAnyone want owt?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:35,
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I'm fine thanks, I have doughnuts.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:41,
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Is that your placard at the bottom right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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Even if it is Sir Patrick Steward I don't think he belongs to anyone(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:56,
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'Down with this sort of thing'.Alt: one of the Corgis.
Alt alt: whatyoutalkingaboutwillis?
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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if this really *is* a thread(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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i used to be a werewolfbut i'm alright noooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooow
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i used to think i was a pair of curtainsbut i pulled myself together
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I did a "minimalist management" courseIt lead to a degree.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:57,
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This is good stuff right here people(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:26,
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What a shit threadHave a link mashable.com/2012/06/12/sweden-twitter/
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:01,
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hahaha'hungry gay with AIDs'
'sometimes i just look at my children and think about the time they had my vagina around their necks'
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the vagina one was my favouriteWell done Sweden.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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I would never do something like that as I consider that to be a little disrespectful, and also shit.Alt: Shut up, 'Bill Clay'
Alt alt: There are many equally-valid reasons. Here are just a tiny smattering of them:
1. The plotlines are CRAZY!!! I like the one in series 298333 when they all assume each other's personalities!!!! Or the one where there's a parallel universe in which everything's a bit different!!! And the one where they say 'smeg' a lot!!! IT'S RUDE - THEY SAY 'SMEG'!!!!!!!!! I BET CRAIG CHARLES HAS A 'SMEG' FRIDGE!!!LOL!!!!!
2. The actors are competent and extremely likeable and would never be COCAINE CRAZED RAPISTS or TAXI-WANKING CRACKHEADS. No way. Or in the 'Fawlty Towers of the 80s', 'The Brittas Empire'. The one from 'Scrapheap Challenge' is still playing that spastic robot character even though he's on Scrapheap Challenge - this in no way suggests he puts the 'pony' into 'one trick pony'. No way. And that bent cat one is DEFINITELY not a complete cunt, either.
3. SMEG - THEY SAY SMEG!!!!!! IT'S RUDE!!!!!!
I could go on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:09,
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No, you shut upSo what's your favourite episode?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:15,
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OH MAN IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE.I'm going to go with the one where they ALL GO BACK IN TIME - and then say 'SMEGGING SMEG'!!! Me and the others guys in the 'crazy gang' (or, 'IT' and you 'muggles' call us!!!!) were talking about this last week during Warhammer. Brian had just rolled his 20-sided dice and hit my new Pratchett book - and he said 'smegging hell'!! It was brilliant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:20,
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remember that time when your ex's vagina was around your daughter's neck?(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Oooh, is there a new Pratchett book?*raids Darth Vader piggy bank*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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He doesn't think Pakistani men work very hardbut he respects their women
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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Some of them are quite efficient.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:37,
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hello darlingre: our texts - i can do mon/tue next week, at your leisure!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:42,
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either will be fine for me I expect.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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grand! just text me over the weekend then, innit x(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:56,
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alt: andrewthen i could delete his account and kill hisself.
fucking fucking fucking cunt car alarm went off underneath my window ALL NIGHT last night. i think i slept about 20 mins in total. i am like a zombie today. a zombie with tinnitus.
when i came out, about 5 people had stuck angry notes on the windscreen. i hope the owner dies in a fire. together with his porsche cayenne, which is totally UNNECESSARY in kensington.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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oh, you like that image, don't you?you disgusting dirty bastard
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:48,
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Kind of.But not in a bent way. MFF is fine, but girl on girl is just a bit meh.
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Turns out he can't get bonglewithout a nob on screen, Stunned. Seems like there should be a joke in there somewhere, but I can't quite get a grip on it.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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Never mind a note, I'd have left a nice Richard on his windscreen.(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Madeley?He seems quite nice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:12,
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That in-depth Red Dwarf discussion has gone.Fingers point at Bill Clay if, indeed, that is his real name.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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Bill Clay, eh? Lets get him!The fucker will rue the day!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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If I may be so bold as to quote Natural Born Killers,I say let's go for it.
*Forkboy*
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You're a very handsome man by the way.But a little on the short side.
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