ok, cos you all don't realise how shit you are i'm gonna give it a try
so there was this one time when i was bosley from charlie's angels right, and the angels were darth, BGB and hattie jacques (this was before tv was invented so it didn't matter that they were all ugly), and anyway this one job we had we had to steal like some hosages or shit from like a nazi prison camp full of semi naked black guards with awesome weapons of mass destruction.

and anyway right we broke in and POW they only had a fucken HULK, and the HULK uppercutted BGB in the tits, right into space, right and then they fucked each other in the arse, cos BGB's got a clitoris like a lady hyena (lady hyeanae have a nine inch clitoris/birth canal) right? and all the hostages and nazis died cos of the HULK and BGB spunk drowning the whole fucken world.

and even so, this story is more believable than Psychochomp having a stripper girlfriend. Even if she does have a eastenders face
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well you tried and that's all we can ask from you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

and then you had a HULK baby right
and the HULK baby shat the moon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

hahahaha!
Last bit is class
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
Shat the moon.

Also, what is an Eastenders face?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

watch a few minutes of eastenders then look at the baronesses profile pic
you'll see what i mean
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

EASTENDERS FACE
i1.cdnds.net/12/12/300x225/soaps_eastenders_linda_henry_2.jpg
www.tvthrong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/june-brown-pic-getty-300x213.jpg
2.bp.blogspot.com/-2U4ArMUKvQY/ToirKytY3uI/AAAAAAAAAAw/LsDKj855uQg/s1600/closeup.jpg
nowmagazine.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11140|0000069ce|3932_Cheryl-fergison.jpg
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Chompy is dating Dot Cotto, who is also a stripper?
Well i never...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

exactamundo
i heard she's a prostitute too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Who knew MK was so interesting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

He's been double dating with Darth and his not very attractive girlfriend in the shining metropolis of Norwich

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

That'd be a table to watch from afar

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

they should team up with AA and his chubby girlfriend
i bet next to each other they'd all seem prettier
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

You'd better get your order in before them though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

There should be a modelling show put on at the next big bash basharoo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

AA's girlfriend alsways fills up on rolls before the starters arrive :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I'd rather double date with Darth and his not very attractive girlfriend than AA and his pudgy one
I'd vomit having to sit opposite two matching pudgy faces
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

+ with scraggly beards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

This is mental, Darth hates chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

There's not much to do in Norwich, so he's reduced to scraping the barrel already

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

All just internet banter
They laugh it all off later in Nando's when they're out double dating.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

this post is terrifying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)