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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As a FUCKING GIGANTIC FAN of not-shit threads I'm staying away from that last one.Question: why is it SO SHIT on here? I mean normally I'd blame CQ but since he's done the decent thing and committed internet seppuku I can't do that any more. So whose fault is it?
Alt Disney: Who are worse, Russians or Israelis?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:07,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Naked Ape is backhe'll reply to this thread trying to be funny and the entire internet will collectivley die a little inside.
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How you were able to predict this I CANNOT FATHOM.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:12,
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Good idea.Nakers, cut your arm off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:14,
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We are always so welcoming to fresh blood too,I can't imagine why they stay away.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:14,
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Monty scares them away with his hatred of homosexuals and brown people.........and cunts.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:16,
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Naked ape and Quentin, entirely their fault.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:14,
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It's not my fault, I'm consistently shit and a prick like totally all the time(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15,
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It has been really slow to load/refresh(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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He's like an iron fist in a velvet oven glove.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:30,
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I switched to Firefox which helpedNow back on IE.
Fucking computer cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:28,
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IsraelisFucking nutters, all of them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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So speaks our South Western MOSSADSKI member(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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I am back from lunch now so you can stop being shit. Alt: The Russians are worse. There is a passenger ferry wreck in Egypt where the Russians have cut open the dead people's suitcases. The Russki cunts.
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Better than leaving them thereJust think of the Duty Free
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:35,
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You need to Sphinx outside the (cigarette) box(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:39,
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some people are tedious and shit and this place is much much better when they STAY AWAYthe site is tediously slow and shit today
result? tedious shit
worse in what category, grasshopper?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:38,
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sup sporto?its been significantly worse this week when i've been here less
EDIT not that i'm saying i post all the good stuff, but theres ben less to bounce off
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nah i meant she was talking about you, its worse since you got back(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
You must deal with the Russians quite a bit. Being a conveyancing monkey. (, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
luckily for you, we both know that i produce highly bespoke, polished advice on property management and litigationand do NOT do conveyancing!
we also know that you suck giant hairy donkey dick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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All those short term tenancy agreements that you find so difficult to draft, must be making you tired as you seem a bit grumps.
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It's drafty enough, the smelly fuck(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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\o/ THE INTERNET IS SAVED \o/Afternoon Q
I am writing code and not drinking coffee. This is a bad thing. However, tomorrow lunchtime I am off here
www.iguanas.co.uk/sites/default/files/SS12R%20Lunch_5.pdf
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Quick, let's all post something controversial(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Marks and Spencer sammiches are shit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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Their pre-packaged cauliflower cheese is quite pleasant thoughWait, I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?
Ermmmm. Chicken Kievs are shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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I dunno, I haven't got a right on axe to wield and the ingredients look fesh and what have you but they always end up tasting of nothingNOTHING I TELL YOU
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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There's something badly wrong with their bread.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02,
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It's a bit moistUnlike your Mum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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THERE WERE NO MOON LANDINGSexcept I can see the Lunar Rover through my telescope.
It must have flown up there with the Second World War bomber that The Sunday Sport found.
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No you can't, you'd need a massive telescope for that.You can shine a laser at the reflectors though.
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What a load of Jodrell Bank(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05,
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could we do a list and make it into a song?Rachel's weight, AA's mum
CQ's flounce and Foxtrot's bum
al's a baldy, noel's a racist
chompy's girlfriend's ugly faces
Monty is a druggie hobo
BG hasn't got a man-oh
Battered's short, dozer too
better stop before they anger you
Cavy LARPs, Phil's wife is frigid
did i mention batt's a midget?
bobby's fat, swipe is too
scarpe's teetotal, kroney poo
...and Ape didn't start the fire, but the fire's been burning since the world's been turning
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I have considerable length. I am not in the angry, chippy dwarf category.
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i'm trying to remember you, i think you got really upset about me at first?(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
He's a good 6'4"Dozer is the other midget on here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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His weird eyes make me feel ill.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07,
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FUCK YOU APEuk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061017063825AAaRZek
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hahaha, I can't believe that actually exists(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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Are you inferring that the British have a reputation for lengthas opposed to the French? Man, I've clearly been unlucky.
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Height, bbz. Height. Have you only been befriended by the genitally challenged?
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i feellike you touch me in a special way(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06,
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Christ sakes Biggers leave it out, he's had THREE nervous breakdowns already, and the internet is trying to get him to top himselfhe's stopped spamming qotw here so it's time to call a truce yeah
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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You've got the inside track knowledge BiggersHow bad is Al's bald patch and how did he disguise it at the youth festival you went to?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16,
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I never noticed the bald patch as I was staring at the huge bulge in his pants most of the time.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19,
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You're rubbish for gossipyou must have heard him sobbing at night as he found more of his hair on his pillow
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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It's the fault of the decent ones who've fucked off such as Vipros and the ones that are almost never here anymore; Noel, HimJim etc.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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That and the fact that any newbies tend to fuck off in fairly short order(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Agreeing with both of these(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09,
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I'm not self absorbed!It's like you don't even read all the posts I write on here.
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look, don't come around here showing off just because your girlfriend's thinner than BGB(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
just trying to make conversation, what else you been up to lately?(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I'm going to be bottling batch three of my homebrew tonight.Woodfordes Nelsons Revenge. Should be good.
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He's started a thread on /talk about it.done 2 different shops, and mentioned it at least 6 times since yesterday.
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i was trying to bully a reaction out of you like we did with AAand now you've ruined everything :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( x infinty
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I like how AA says he knows what's happening and he's not going to rise to itand then rises to it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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Must be,still no need to be nasty to her, she hasn't even posted on offtopic.
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was i nasty to her? was that before i knew she was with you?soz i didn't meant o cross any lines
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She also works in an office, something to do with property, it sounds dull.(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
how many people will see her vagina tonight?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:17,
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She uses them to fire pingpong balls, I heard.This only makes sense pre-edit.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19,
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Either way it's rude, and after I was so nice about your love life.(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
You're not sure what she does? You don't want to appear too needy but a basic interest in her job.....
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she fists herself in public for coins in a pint glass(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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B+
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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Iraelis have a short man complex, always looking foir a fightI heard even the Americans are getting fucked off with them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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What they haveis an unshakeable belief in their own racial superiority*. According to them, God told them they were better than everyone else. This isn't massively endearing, apparently.
*Ironylolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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One of these statements must be false/Columbo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:09,
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Most homosexuals are meat eatersCoincidence?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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