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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's not be shy n00bs, it's ok to post things, nobody will judge you all the regulars are pricks anyway with a shaky grasp on reality.
No Fat Chix
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I am neither fat nor a chick Do I win a pencil?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:19,
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You get validationthe best kindof pencil
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:20,
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Woo!Its only fair I already have a typewriter
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:21,
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I am bothand HE CAN'T STOP ME HAHAAH. Yeah, anarchy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:23,
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*CLOAK OF ELVEN INVISIBILITY*that still smells of piss
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:27,
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Line break(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:28,
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I feel like an internet rock star now(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:31,
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Will you let it go to your head and spiral out of control(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:32,
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no more fingering fat chix for me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:34,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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Is it any wonder why n00bs get a bad nameI HATE YOU ALL
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:45,
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and yet you can't stay away(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:51,
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This is control tower to RL1 you are cleared for flounce off. I repeat you are cleared for flounce off.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:52,
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QUICK QUICK NEEDLE ME TO THE POINT THAT I JUST GO KERRAZY(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:57,
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You're a cunt, CLEARLY a sockpuppet, Al hates you and Swipe pities you.(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Thats like the internet death penalty (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:02,
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Uh, babygirl, we were never friends on facebook in the first place.(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:03, Reply)
no facebook for me anywaysthe futures google +
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:06,
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I have no ideaTroof b told my only internet fucking around is on b3ta which is a timesink as it is, any other internet is for srs bizness
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:10,
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are there people there who whine about wot the meenies sed on beeta and how they will neva go back(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:19,
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quick! let's go on fb and tell on him(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:24,
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oh god can they take AA with them please into their disaffected facebook rankshis TOAP grinds on my nerves
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:26,
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it's ok, the rest of us havea strict 'no dozer' policy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:17,
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What made you decide to post when you first set up your account Rory? How long did you lurk for first?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:04,
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I had an account before in 2002 (?) something like that. Fucked off, came back. Needed a new account last timeI post because I know it makes a difference
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:08,
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I lurked for about two years after finding this place through RathergoodFinally signed up in 2004
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:14,
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OH GOD WHY IS JOEL SUCH A PENISi stopped reading the newsletter ages ago because I was fed up with his shit spamming
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:15,
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I'm trying to encourage a greater panb3tan participation, what with a haemorrhage of users and no replacements(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:13,
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we need an advertising campaignwhich encourages hot men specifically. No reason
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:15,
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If the threat of boob gazzes doesn't bring them to the yard I doubt anything will.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:17,
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i'm going to try milkshakein my man trap
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:18,
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Bill Hicks approveswww.youtube.com/watch?v=F0k96hDQf7s
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:26,
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Bill Hicks is grossly overrated.And is quoted only by dickwads.
That pint I promised you is CANCELLED.
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I still have my emergency port (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:29,
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No, I honestly have bottle of port I keep in the kitchen specifically for sobriety emergencies (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:32,
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Haven't had a decent malt in ages(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:38,
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Yeah.The worst part is I have money but I have to save for next year as a matter of urgency.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:44,
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This is useful to know Something to keep in mind till payday at the very least
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:02,
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It's not like there's a shortage of people who dick around on the internetfair enough there's always wags who greet new users with 'fuck off' but if you're that much of a delicate flower than b3ta aint the place for you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:17,
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I have RL friends who I know would be great on here but I don't like sharing my special place.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:19,
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that's not what i heard...(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:19,
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it's all the hawt cock attached to fat blubbery bodies that brings you back to the yard(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:21,
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why won't it stop raining :((
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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For the same reason it always rains on that Fran Healey from Travis.Because he's a cunt.
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I'm hoping Spain don't rape Ireland too badLy.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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Consensus in Dublin at the moment is they'll nick it three or four nil(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:32,
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We concur in Bristol, well me and my mate. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:34,
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One thing, Jew off.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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I'm anxious about the footie(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:43,
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I'm a fat chick and I'm totally posting.IN YOUR FACE, RORY LYON!!!!
I'd love to see some nice new people here, as long as they're not sockpuppets or cunts. As has been said before, there are too many leaving and not enough numbers coming through to replace them.
In other news: evening, benders! *waves*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:43,
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I don't get the obsession with sockpuppetsA certain OT regular is obsessed with sockpuppetry and thinks that every new member is one. They have even gone so far as to set up their own puppet.
In case Phudbree comes on later, I am going to Yoga now and won't be back online until about 10pm. If he shows up, it ain't me.
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Well, sockpuppets, trolls, whatever.People who are just here to cause upsets. I have very delicate sensibilities.
Don't make me cry! *cries*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:48,
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HiPD.
Watch what you do with Yoda. He's old and weak is the flexibility in him.
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*waves back*Hi Beth, how are you?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:48,
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Slightly less bent than a lot of these fat shutins.But not necessarily less fat than a lot of these benders.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:49,
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I'm neither bent nor.......Oh, that's it really.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:50,
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You're not fat, womanand I have told you so before. I know this, because it came up on autocomplete.
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Hey doll.How goes? Have your students got exam fever yet?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:54,
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We don't do exams(well not like normal ones, and the other ones were in April) but certain courses are really suffering from deadline fever, it's pretty mental
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 20:54,
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WasNo Fat Chix not the president of a Korean province?
On reflection, that may have been Phu Queue Pal, the well known Glaswegian.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:07,
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Oh DearAnger will destroy you.
Mind you, sucking yer thumb is easier than sucking yer dick.
Short issues, I believe.
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What a friendly fellow you are.
I hope I never encounter you IRL.
Cunt doesn't come close.
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Battered's a fluffy kitten wrapped in cotton wool IRL.I, on the other hand, am a monumental cunt who will think nothing of kicking a puppy and then stealing its dinner money.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:22,
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AllrightDavvers?
I hear that you only drown kittens in warm water, ya fuckin' wuss.
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Tepid, please!Warm's too good for 'em.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:36,
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Just got back from an art show. One piece has made me really anxious and I can't stop thinking about it. I don't know a thing about art, why is this happening.
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Things"may come and things may go but the art school dance goes on forever."
Peace, man.
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I actually don't know what's wrong with me. I feel really weird since I saw it. I assume it's good that a piece of work can do that to someone, but this isn't nice.
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I've only ever bought one piece of original art.I got it in Cannes. It's really simple, but quite striking. My ex wasn't too pleased when I liberated it from the marital home, but, as I pointed out to her, she kept every other fucking thing from our 13 years together and I was the one who spotted it and carted it home on the plane. So ner.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:39,
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I took one artist's card. I will be enquiring to buy one of her paintings tomorrow.
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The painting is going to get in your head and eat you from the inside out while you're asleep.I suggest you fashion some kind of tinfoil hat, and sleep with the light on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:37,
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BazzerThis happens with me all the time with films, music and books. First time I saw Dead Man's Shoes, the whole shift in what you think Richard's motivation is just stayed with me for days. Ditto when I first heard Untrue by Burial, I was proper haunted by that.
Atomised by Michel Houellebecq was the last book to haunt me I think.
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I want to read Atomised now. No way am I doing it though. This feeling is horrendous. I'm melodramatic at the best of times but this sense of dread is awful.
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Atomised is wonderful.Houellebecq is a bit like Amis, a definite streak of cold, callous cruelty running through things.
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Isn't it a Big Black album?Speaking of which, have you seen that Shellac are curating the Xmas ATP this year?
That is going to be incredible.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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It has nothing to do with Albini.The original French novel is called 'The Elementary Particles' (but en francais).
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Burial scares the shit out of me as well. His stuff is amazing. But it just makes me feel uneasy. That's the sign of someone doing something great but oh my, I feel angsty enough as it is.
On another note Blackbird Blackbird's new track is beautiful: soundcloud.com/blackbirdblackbirdsf/happy-with-you-original-mix
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Burial is like that.His stuff is so emotional and sad. It sounds like memories.
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I love how you're never quite sure what you've just heard.Resident Evil ammo collection samples for beats, timestretched and pitch bent vocals so that you can't tell the gender...I read a great interview with him, where he was talking about how what he does is mourning the rave and jungle eras, even though he was too young to directly take part.
It's layers of memories, like the layers of narrative in Heart of Darkness. I'll see if I can find that interview and gaz you it, it's fascinating to read.
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Just found the innerview:
www.thewire.co.uk/articles/347/
Also, he made his first two albums on Fruity Loops, which is a shit, Fisher Price style music program.
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I have had the most monumentally shit day at workit started pissing down the minute I left work and some boy racing cunt had me off my bike on the way home. Do I just give up on the day and go straight to bed or do I need booze first?
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Can you combine the two?I recommend booze *in* bed. With added massive bar of chocolate.
I hope you waved your fist angrily at the ignorant cunt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:35,
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He didn't stopbut I did get up and scream invective at him like a crazy person.
Sadly I have no chocolate in the house.
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I could get dressed again and go out in to the rainbut I think I'll just stick to wine and some kleenex.
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Goodthinking.
I rely on Kleenex. Well, I used to rely on Kleenex.
Just the wine, nowadays.
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It'sa bastard, innit?
I came back to cycling three and a half weeks ago after many years away.
I didn't realise what utter, utter cunts many motorists are.
Tolerance ain't difficult, is it?
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My exhaustive list of OT 'contributors', in ascending order from most despised to least hated.I'll be publishing it later.
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Ohthat'll be, eh, interesting.
Probably.
I can hardly work out who's who, despite lurking fer years.
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Does anyone fancy buying this for me?www.spincds.com/blog/2012/04/16/various-artists-southern-folk-heritage-series-by-alan-lomax/
Need to be quick though, it's already sold out at Boomkat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:14,
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I like what bits I've heardDon't own any though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:34,
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I can't buy everything that gets releasedDespite my best efforts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:37,
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I bought and listened to very few records in 2006On account of having a small baby in the house and not really knowing what the fuck had hit me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:41,
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You know what would be some fucked up shit?A two on, two off DJ set from you, me, Monters and Rory.
You spinning post punk, me spinning Liquid Liquid and vintage Mo Wax shizzle, Monty playing Psych and Rory playing his vibe.
That would sho be some next level ill shit.
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I do a similar thing with some friends privatelyFour of us get together and take it in turns to play what we've recently been buying/listening to.
Next one is tomorrow night.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:51,
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NahIt's a more slow paced relaxed affair with beer and curry.
Get a good eclectic mix of music though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:02,
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On my wishlist is Gymnopodie and Mi Media Naranja, for P.So I can do Building Steam with a Grain of Salt to those two.
That would be a fantastic transition for a comedown/ stoner set.
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