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are you a porridge wog?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:51,
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Of course he is.
Are you some kind of bent spastic?
Evening, btw.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:52,
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Hey
B3th,
You OK?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:54,
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No bad, neebs, ta.
Yersel'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:55,
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Fine
Ta. Playin' gowf, the morn. First time in years. Hid tae clean the bats, an ' that.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:57,
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Yes
pwoud, too.
But like you Nigels, too.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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why are we nigels?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:01,
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There
is nobody in Scotland called Nigel.
If you can patronise me, then expect the same back. As it happens, I quite like the many English folk with whom I work and play. I give not one single fuck whether you like Scots.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:06,
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Nigel is also Aussie slang for someone with no mates.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:10,
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Hmm
I know nobody called Nigel.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:14,
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I wasn't patronising
I think of it as a term of endearment
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:26,
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OK
I apologise. In my defence, there are no terms of endearment in Scotland. There is a certain inflection to the upward grunt, however. It is never, ever referred to as "Nigel."
Kind regards.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:40,
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I bthought 'ya cunt' was a term of endearment?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:44,
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Only
in Glasgow. It's a vital part of foreplay. They can't spell fud.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:51,
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I know a Scotsman called Nigel. But he now lives in Brighton.
Does that help?
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