are you a porridge wog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:51, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Of course he is.
Are you some kind of bent spastic?

Evening, btw.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Hey
B3th,

You OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

No bad, neebs, ta.
Yersel'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Fine
Ta. Playin' gowf, the morn. First time in years. Hid tae clean the bats, an ' that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Yes
pwoud, too.

But like you Nigels, too.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

why are we nigels?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

There
is nobody in Scotland called Nigel.

If you can patronise me, then expect the same back. As it happens, I quite like the many English folk with whom I work and play. I give not one single fuck whether you like Scots.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Nigel is also Aussie slang for someone with no mates.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Hmm
I know nobody called Nigel.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I wasn't patronising
I think of it as a term of endearment
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)

OK
I apologise. In my defence, there are no terms of endearment in Scotland. There is a certain inflection to the upward grunt, however. It is never, ever referred to as "Nigel."

Kind regards.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I bthought 'ya cunt' was a term of endearment?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Only
in Glasgow. It's a vital part of foreplay. They can't spell fud.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I know a Scotsman called Nigel. But he now lives in Brighton.
Does that help?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)